a day in the life of womble

random scribblings....

2008-01-09T18:33:00.000Z

salaam all. hope you are all well insha Allah. I've got 2 assighments to do, and I'm trying to avoid doing them so here i am.

i love this new song by Native Deen. it's brilliant.

You Are 22% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

yeh i'm bored.OK!!

ok i have nothing else to say
i better get back to my essay
adios amigos
un besito
xxx

as requested( begged) by Munchkin

2008-01-07T18:35:00.000Z

salaam all, im only bloggin because munchkin was just begging me to!

' but saara i cant live without your blogg, i need to read it, please oh please blogg now.'

so here i am, in the middle of my busy schedule, bloggin about absolutely nothing.

back at uni today..oh the joy!!

oh yeh..ahem.. i got 97% in my arabic assighment and.... and.....100% in my arabic exam... teeheehee

i was being harassed today by some tep in my arabic class... no really it is not funnyy!!! he asked me about a thousand times if i wanted a capccino..to which i repeatedly answered NO!! last time i checked no meant NO! but yeh he bought me one... he then proceeded to sit on the table next to me making conversation, i then proceeded to kick my friend under the table to get her off the phone so i didnt have to suffer alone!!

he didnt even put suger in the capaccino..for gods sake!!!!

if your gonna buy me a drink, make sure it blummin tastes good!!!

anyhoo enough about that!

hope you're all well and those who have exams work hard and good luck!!

wassalaam
xxx

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

2008-01-01T00:11:00.000Z

salaam people, happy new year to you all.

may this be a good, successfull year for us all insha Allah, full of hapinness, love and joy!!!

this is so cool, i have a free fireworks display, all i need to do is sit inside my nice warm bedroom and look out the window. hehe.

anyways i best be off! have a great year evryone!!

wassalaam

xxx

MERRY CHRISTMAS...oh yeh and HAPPY EID...

2007-12-27T02:04:00.000Z

okok...its a bit late.. get over it!! hope you all had a good eid..whichever day you did it on... wednesday, thursday or friday!

i had a pretty good Eid this time.. went bowling with family... i came 2nd, then last!! yayyy! thats only because i let them win.. felt like being nice.

then went munchkin and leo's house. they'll tell you about my amazing kareoke... LAAALAAALAA!!

heehee...

hope you all had a brilliant Christmas too.heehee.

i watched The Snowman...' we're walking in the air.'...lalalalaa

love that song..that's all for now, until next time.....

It's been too long!

2007-12-13T13:39:00.000Z

salaam people... that's right i am back.. don't know how long for but i am back..

hope you are all well. working hard, playing hard.

since last i blogged i have another nephew alhamdulillah, named after my grandfather(may Allah(swa) save him a place in jannatul Firdaus.Muhammad Bashir.

i'll try post a pic of them both. insha allah.

i've just broken up for the holidays.YAY. going ice skating tomorrow with the ISOC gurls. should be fun! watching everyone fall! hehe. not me though!!

i think everyone else has gone off blogging, sucked into their busy lives as i was. ah well.

BASHIR

JA'FAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVRYONE!!!

2007-01-09T20:21:00.000Z

**HAPPY NEW YEAR**
WHOOP WHOOP.......... mayAllah(swa) give us all a good year insha Allah, and bless you all with happiness, joy, love and success.Ameen
hope you all had a gud Eid toooo...
yikes i havnt blogged for yonks... oh well........ been so busy in my little world...
just got bak to uni after Chritsmas holiday, so these lectures are just lyk NOOOOOOOOO..... gud tym to catch up on sleep anyways..teeheehee...

not gnna ramble on about wots happening in my lyf..coz..i just cant be bothered....

...just trying to thnk about anythng exciting that happened in my lyf recntly..cnt thnk of anythng..now thas depressing!!!!!

sept.Wallessssssssssss...heeheee..oh my now that was amazing Alhamdulillah..1 week in the middle of the countryside, with beautiful surroundings....talks bout this that the other( sacrifice, ermm...ermm... ermm..and other stuff) and the 2 death related tlks...it was amazing..
hahaha and the most embarassing was the plays..haha.HIII FIVEEEEEEEE!!
i actually thnk i nearly wet maself i was soo nervous..lolll.....
the food? lets skip that, and the slaughtering of the sheep..that was horrid but cooollll..heheee... but put me off lamb for lyf..EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
will try post sum pix up wen i can be bothered..teeheehee
wasalaam
moixxxxxx

random!

2006-12-07T10:28:00.000Z

hey peeps
yeh u thort ud id of me..but no im still here, as alive as ever!!!
actualyy am sat in the library bored outta ma mind after a 2 hour statistics lesson where the guy rambles on at 100 words/second....
waiting for marzipan to show up..so we can doss...i mean work together.lolll
next lecture is at 2 till 4.. and cnt wait!!hehe
BREAKING NEWS: I am to be an aunty for the 2nd time soon insh Allah for, FC is expecting( 3mnths alredy), and the dear little thing is due on Sharky's b'day!!
so insha Allah not long to wait........... Yippeeeeeee!!!!

missing ma little jaffacake ALOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
miss holding him and eating him, watching him as he looks around ands makes all them noises with his mouth..oh yesss and his crying!!!
:'((
will try to go up in the hols!!!insha Allah
k now im bored of bloggin for tody
adios
xxx

j'afar

2006-10-29T16:39:00.001Z

yesterday at around 8 o'clock, my beautiful nephew popped out into the world, weighing a supposedly massive 8.8 pounds...masha allah not that im being biased but he is absolutely gorgeous, and tiny and hes my little jaffacake!alhamdullilah mother and baby are doing fyn and both new parents are over the moon..and grandparents, and MEEEEEE!!!
oh yeh and he was named j'afar hence the title of this piece. with his mums eyes and daddy's nose....
just thought id share the happy news with yall.
ws
a very happy and excited womblexxxx

im a big girl now...

2006-09-20T19:20:00.000+01:00

yup thats right, im a big girl now..im at uni!hehe
i started on monday..with boring induction talks etc..and i made a friend :) yippee
tuesday i damn well went in and waited for lyk an hour whilst the guy wne thru each persons enrollmnt forms, then he tuk 2 seconds to look at mine coz i was all organised....what a waste of tym
today was the worst day............to start with i went in to enroll, qued up for an hour, and when i went in thestoopid woman blabbed..' do u have a letter form ure LEA' i was lyk huhhhhhhhhhhhhh? wot u on about woman? apparently i should have had ma blumin chek so i nearly cried, anyways i ahd lyk 3 hrs to spre and nuting to do so i treked al the way bak hme...then i was meeting jamjar at 1 so got the emt again...thing is id left my metro ticket in ma ja=ket poket which was now at hme..i just prayed no tiket inspectors would get on.......................they did!!! i nealry died...there was tonnes of em...anyways an asian one asked me y i dint ahve a tiket, so i told im the truth....he was nice bout it but the traitor still fined me!! omg i felt like a criminal!!!i had to smile and alff coz id have cried.
his response was...' bad things happen to good people'
i was like DAMN RIGHT THEY DO!!
lol anyhoo rest of the day was good chilled with jamjar and co.
got my 2 timetables for my subjects( psychology and cultural studies) man its crazy...
anyways
hope every1 is doing ok
wasalaamxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sabado and umbro i miss u both sooo muchhh!:'(

nowt better to do...

2006-09-06T21:10:00.000+01:00

well i aint got nutin better to do, so here i am dragged back into the world of blogging..am actually witing for my computa to finish downloading episode 3 of season 2 of prison break!!
omg if u dont watch prison break..u havnt lived, its PURRRRRRRRREEEEE GENIUS MAN!!!
anyways got back form dundee on monday,went ther for a week to visit mj, and co. only 4/5 weeks to go insha allah, b4 i become the best aunt to ahve lived..hehehehee
........................................................................................................................................................
dunno what else to write now, am too busy arguing with slightly_thick about the usefullness of GHDZ. i say theyr useless, she trying to persuade me of their brilliance..hahahaha..
ok im bored now, and so too probably are you............u BRAT FACE BRAT!!
HOW DARE U SAY URE BORED OF ME...............
adios amigos
wasalaam
womblexxxxx

galloway interview with sky

2006-08-12T00:32:00.000+01:00

http://news.sky.com/skynews/video/videoplayer/0,,31200-galloway_060806,00.html

IM BACK

2006-07-22T14:42:00.000+01:00

im backkk alhamdulillah...im alive( just about).....im disintegrating...ill blogg later properly about my travels..just letting u all know im back in England..ahh the bliss!!
ws
womblexx

2006-07-05T15:27:00.000+01:00

Provided By MetroLyrics

no more examz.............!

2006-07-03T13:35:00.000+01:00

wooohoooo
no more examz...so just been chilling!!soo much to do...been to leicester with stoopid umbro for a week(im saying that coz shes sat ehre annoying me as usual).....had brill tym..watching film after film(bewafaa is brilliant i cudnt stop crying..was rather embarassing ) hehe...went shopping...shopping and shopping!!
then we came to bratford on friday night..and styaed at ma grandparents fro afew dayz..tidying up and shifting beds from the damn attic to outside so sum1 wud nic them instead of having to pay for them to be taken away..hahahahaha...and dont even tlak about the darn futball...stoopid england crappy idiots...and brazil ..i cannot belive they lost to france...too bad too abd..they were my favourites fro winning this cup...prob be portugal now....

chillin at my aunties house now having facials, massages, and stuff....me and umbro at my aunties skool at da mo( shes the headteacher) sat at the comps messing around and laffing at allt he teacjers..man theyre fatsos!!!!!...and brian!!!haahahahahahahahahahaha....heeheee...small version of the BFG!

going pakiland on thursday..sooo excited...and am going on a misssion..hehe u knw what am on about umbro..have faith ma dear have faith....

im off

womblexxxxxxxxx

examzzzz...........

2006-06-19T11:48:00.000+01:00

wahhhhh..i wnna cry my history exam went so badly, plus iv got realy bad tummy pains!!! and iv still go a 2 and a half hour spanish exam!! helppppppp!!!
my exam timetable:

monday: history( stalin)-1hr 45 mins, spanish reading writing and listening(2 hrs 30 mins)

tuesday: none

wednesday: psychology(cnt remember how long)

thursday: general studies crappy waste of time

friday: history( mussolini- 1 hr 15 mins) & (british empire-1hr 15mins) & (spanish -2 hrs writing 2 essays)

can u believe it on friday ive got to write 5 darn essays, 5!!!!arghhhh

but then i finish!!! WOOOHHHOOOOOOOO!

plz pray for me peeps, am praying for u all!!
wasalaam
womblexxx

animated cartoon- Muhammad(saw) The last prophet

2006-06-11T21:11:00.000+01:00

http://www.muhammadthelastprophet.co.uk/trailer/trailer.html

my evil bratyy brother

2006-06-10T23:16:00.000+01:00

urghh my brother is soo evil
we have this jet wash machine and its extermely extremyl powerful, and meand my aunty were washing the cars and stuff with it..anyhow my bro got it and sprayed me..but it wa sturned off so wasnt powerful...
anyhoo me and my aunty were palying badmintion and we needed a drink so we were like oh lets put that spray on soft and drink..so ma aunty held it like 2 inches from am mouth and was just about to press it and as she did ma evil dog bro turned it too extra powerful and so basically ma lips were nearly ripped off, they were burning soo much, i was crying and my evil evil bro was ....LAFFING!! anyhoo he got a good telling off from pops!!
pops sed if it went in my eye i wuld have been blind straight away!!!! theyr abit better now alhamdulillah but my god little brothers are evil i teel u EVIL!!!

agar tum mil jao

2006-06-09T21:47:00.000+01:00

someone trans,late these for me plzzIhint hint..sodipso)

Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Bina tere koyi dilkash nazara hum na dekheinge
Bina tere koyi dilkash nazara hum na dekheinge
Tumhe na ho pasand usko dobara hum na dekheinge
Teri soorat na ho jis mein
Teri soorat na ho jis mein
Woh sheesha tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Tere dil mein raheinge tujhko apna ghar bana lenge
Tere dil mein raheinge tujhko apna ghar bana lenge
Tere khwaabon ko beheno ki tarah khud par saja lenge
Kasam teri kasam
Kasam teri kasam
Taqdeer ka roog mod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Tumhe hum apne jism-o-jaan mein kuch aise basa lenge
Tumhe hum apne jism-o-jaan mein kuch aise basa lenge
Teri khushboo apne jism ki khushboo bana lenge
Khuda se bhi na jo toote
Khuda se bhi na jo toote
Woh rishta jod lenge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

scaredy cat scaredy cat...so y the hell u watching that?

2006-06-09T17:23:00.000+01:00

im absolutely petrified of the dark!!! really really h8 it..so wen ma lil bratty bro closes the door and turns off the light, u can just imagine how LOUUUDDD i SCREAMMMM!
lol anyways this post is all about how im a scaredy cat...my bedroom used to be dwnstairs in the house and the wndow lux out onto an alley way thngy...i used to wet ma=self at night adn just lay there or sit there lisening to the noises and strng at ma wndow..hahaha then id go into ma prnts room and hop into the bed!!
anyway im chatng bout this coz i wtched a film called salems lot last night and the night before..and ahem when i finshed wtchng it i was s*** scared!(sorry could thnk of any other way to say hw scred i was)...and ma stoopid lil bro was tking ages to go upstairs(obv i was gnna mke him go frst)..lol..then wen i gto to ma rum the bludy wndw was open wasnt it..this was at like 1 in the morning..so dwn i went to get pops to close it!!heheehee..but its a godd film!!
im weird i wtch the most freakiets films ever..then after i suffer the consequences yet i still caryy on wtching.....my mum was like u shudnt watch them then.ur mins to delicate i was like huhhh!!!lolll
i even have to wake ma barry brother up in middle of night to come dwnstairs with me, so i can get a drink of watrer.hahaha..slavery"!!!!!muahahhaha
well anyway afetr seein g
this pik u may understnd y i was wetting maself(..ahem..not literally)

muahahahaha..hope u all have nightmares!!!!
wss
womble
xxxx

....6.........6.................6

2006-06-06T23:16:00.000+01:00

6.6.6

yvone ridley...and mecca2medina

2006-06-06T21:47:00.000+01:00

Pop Culture in the Name of Islam
YVONNE RIDLEY
Monday, April 24, 2006

I FEEL very uncomfortable about the pop culture which is growing around some so-called Nasheed artists. Of course I use the term ‘Nasheed artists' very lightly. Islamic ‘boy bands' and Muslim ‘popsters' would probably be more appropriate.
Eminent scholars throughout history have often opined that music is haram, and I don't recall reading anything about the Sahaba whooping it up to the sound of music. Don't get me wrong. I'm all for people letting off steam, but in a dignified manner and one which is appropriate to their surroundings.
The reason I am expressing concern is that just a few days ago at a venue in Central London, sisters went wild in the aisles as some form of pop-mania swept through the concert venue. And I'm not just talking about silly, little girls who don't know any better; I am talking about sisters in their 20's, 30's and 40's, who squealed, shouted, swayed and danced. Even the security guys who looked more like pipe cleaners than bulldozers were left looking dazed and confused as they tried to stop hijabi sisters from standing on their chairs. Of course the stage groupies did not help at all as they waved and encouraged the largely female Muslim crowd to "get up and sing along." (They're called ‘Fluffers' in lap-dancing circles!)
The source of all this adulation was British-born Sami Yusuf, who is so proud of his claret-colored passport that he wants us all to wave the Union Jacks. I'm amazed he didn't encourage his fans to sing "Land of Hope and Glory." Brother Sami asked his audience to cheer if they were proud to be British ,and when they responded loudly, he said he couldn't hear them and asked them to cheer again.
How can anyone be proud to be British? Britain is the third most hated country in the world. The Union Jack is drenched in the blood of our brothers and sisters across Iraq, Afghanistan, and Palestine. Our history is steeped in the blood of colonialism, rooted in slavery, brutality, torture, and oppression. And we haven't had a decent game of soccer since we lifted the World Cup in 1966.
Apparently Sami also said one of the selling points of Brand UK was having Muslims in the Metropolitan Police Force! Astafur'Allah! Dude, these are the same cops who have a shoot-to-kill policy and would have gunned down a Muslim last year if they could tell the difference between a Bangladeshi and a Brazilian. This is the same police force that has raided more than 3000 Muslim homes in Britain since 9/11. What sort of life is there on Planet Sami, I wonder? If he is so proud to be British, why is he living in the great Middle Eastern democracy of Egypt?
Apparently the sort of hysteria Sami helped encourage is also in America, and if it is happening on both sides of the Atlantic, then it must be creeping around the globe and poisoning the masses. Islamic boy bands like 786 and Mecca 2 Medina are also the subject of the sort of female adulation you expect to see on American Pop Idol or the X-Factor. Surely Islamic events should be promoting restrained and more sedate behavior.
Do we blame the out-of-control sisters? Or do we blame the organizers for allowing this sort of excessive behavior which demeans Islam? Or do we blame the artists themselves?
Abu Ali and Abu Abdul Malik, struggling for their Deen, would certainly not try to whip up this sort of hysteria. Neither would the anonymous heroic Nasheed artists who sing for freedom; check out Idhrib Ya Asad Fallujah, and you will know exactly what I mean.
Fallujah is now synonymous with the sort of heroic resistance that elevated the Palestinians of Jenin to the ranks of the resistance written about in the Paris Communeand the Siege of Leningrad. The US military has banned the playing of any Nasheeds about Fallujah because of the power and the passion it evokes.
If those Nasheeds had sisters running in the streets whooping and dancing, however, the Nasheeds may be encouraged because of haram activity surrounding them.
Quite frankly, I really don't know how anyone in the Ummah can really let go and scream and shout with joy at pleasure domes when there is so much brutality and suffering going on in the world today. The rivers of blood flow freely from the veins of our brothers and sisters from across the Muslim world. Screaming and shouting the names of musical heroes drown out the screams coming from the dungeons of Uzbekistan where brothers and sisters are boiled alive in vats of water. How many will jump up and down and wave their arms in the air, shouting wildly for justice for our kin in Kashmir, Afghanistan, Chechnya, Palestine, and Iraq? There are many more killing fields as well across the Asian and Arab world. Will you climb on theater chairs and express your rage over Guantanamo Bay and other gulags where our brothers and sisters are being tortured, raped, sodomized, beaten, and burned? Or will you just switch off this concerned sister and switch on to the likes of Sami Yusuf because he can sell you a pipe dream with his soothing words and melodic voice?
Oh, Muslims, wake up! The Ummah is not bleeding; it is hemorrhaging.
Listen not to what is haram. Listen to the pain of your global family.

www.DailyMuslims.com

...............THE COME BACK..........

http://www.mujahideenryder.net/media/notaboyband.mp3

dimmy!!

2006-06-04T18:23:00.000+01:00

DIMY is so silly
when i thnk about it, the lafter killz me
buzz buzz buzz like an annoying bee
that u just wnna squash on a tree
then woohhooo we'll be free
of that nutter called dimmy

he thinks he can sing
bt it smahes dwn evry building.
he lyks 2 dance
bt luk lyk he gt ants in his pants.

dimy is very sad
and at the sme tym absolutely mad
but he thnx hes bad
his poor poor mum and dad
wen he returns to the mental institution theyl be glad

he thinks hes cool
bt we all no he gt beet up at skul.
he gt a bit neglected,
dat wen it cme 2 games he was neva selected.
poor old dimmy hu has no lyf,
its kinda sad since he evn has no wyf!

dimmy is a nutter
he thnx hes tuff
but his hands are like butter
wen hes squared up by a kid he stutters
then gets beat dwn to the gutter

dimmy lucks lyk tarzan
he thnx were all his fanz
but reall were the diss dimmy clan
his best m8 is dan
dimmy thnx hes a man
but realy hes a womAN!!

baby baby baby........

2006-06-01T19:23:00.000+01:00

rat went for her last scan today!!and sh rang me before she did..telling me how it wont stop kicking and hw cute it was hehee...then after the scan she snt us pictures of the lil gorjus thang! omg omg its sooooooo cuteeeeee, u can see its eys nose, mouth evrythng, its leg was bent and it had a fat belly!!heehee...wen she wa dthere the nurse had to chace it coz it was wrigglin soo much!!aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww...and it had its hand on its cheek like it was sleeping!! omg how gojus is that!!my lil neice/nephew..arghhh wnna eat it!!hehhe little wriggly wiggly baby!! insha allah all sems well! cant waittt till the little one arrives!anyhoo
inabit
salaam
womblexxxx

were all goin on a ..paki holiday

2006-05-25T13:09:00.001+01:00

omgomg guess where am going this summrer..................PAKISTANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!hahahahhaa..no seriously, i ahvnt been for 14 years!!goin with ma cuzins so shud be funnnnn!!
its gnna be scorrchinnngggg!!!oh welll will tell u more info wen i get it
inabit
oh yeh any1 up for givng me punjaabi tutoring!!!hehehe
waslaam
womblexxx

theyre tking the hobbits to isengardd......

2006-05-15T15:36:00.000+01:00

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1752017962119496176&q=hobbits

omg..im gnna have this stuk in ma head alll damn day thnx to sodipso!!!! theyre tking the hibbits to isnegard, to isengard..what did u say?hahahha....

pyar kiya tu nibhana

2006-05-11T16:57:00.000+01:00

Lyrics - Pyar Kiya To Nibhana

someone pleaseee translate these words for meeee!!!!

Udit:
Kehta Hai Pal Pal Tumse
Ho Ke Dil Ye Deewana
Kehta Hai Pal Pal Tumse
Ho Ke Dil Ye Deewana
Ek Pal Bhi Jaane Jaana
Mujhse Door Nahin Jana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Anuradha:
Kehta Hai Pal Pal Tumse
Ho Ke Dil Ye Deewana
Kehta Hai Pal Pal Tumse
Ho Ke Dil Ye Deewana
Ek Pal Bhi Jaane Jaana
Mujhse Door Nahin Jana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana...
Abh Zindagi Ka Maksad
Hai Bas Tumhara Saath
Ek Baar Keh Do Tum Bhi
Haathoon Mein Le Ke Haath
Udit:
O, Abh Zindagi Ka Maksad
Hai Bas Tumhara Saath
Ek Baar Keh Do Tum Bhi
Haathoon Mein Le Ke Haath
Anuradha:
Hum Tum, Tum Hum Ban Ke Rahein
Hum Raaz Humsafar
Udit:
Shikwa Kare Na Koi
Ek Duje Se Umar Bhar
Anuradha:
Pyaar Humara Ho Aisa Ke
Dekhe Ye Zamaana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Kehta Hai Pal Pal Tumse
Ho Ke Dil Ye Deewana
Udit:
Kehta Hai Pal Pal Tumse
Ho Ke Dil Ye Deewana
Ek Pal Bhi Jaane Jana
Mujhse Door Nahin Jana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana
Na Main Tumhe Sataoon
Na Tum Mujhe Sataoo
Anuradha:
Main Tumko Samajh Jaoon
Tum Mujhko Samajh Jao
Udit:
Na Main Tumhe Sataoon
Na Tum Mujhe Sataoo
Anuradha:
Main Tumko Samajh Jaoon
Tum Mujhko Samajh Jao
Udit:
Chahaat Hi Pooja Ho
Man Mandir Ho Jaaneman
Anuradha:
Ek Duje Ke Bin
Ek Pal Bhi Lagta Nahin Hai Man
Udit:
Phir To Jeevan Ban Jayega
Pyaar Ka Taraana
Pyaar Kiya To NIbhana
Pyaar Kiya To NIbhana
Pyaar Kiya To NIbhana
Pyaar Kiya To NIbhana
Kehta Hai Pal Pal Tumse
Ho Ke Dil Ye Deewana
Anuradha:
Kehta Hai Pal Pal Tumse
Ho Ke Dil Ye Deewana
Ek Pal Bhi Jaane Jaana
Mujhse Door Nahin Jana
Pyaar Kiya To NIbhana
Pyaar Kiya To NIbhana
Udit:
Pyaar Kiya To NIbhana
Pyaar Kiya To NIbhana...

spongebob squid!!!

2006-05-10T17:22:00.000+01:00

hey pudsey hers that creature i was seying that feaky guy in the shoe repair place looked like!!heeheeheehee..mkes me laff sooooo much#
mwah..ENJOY!!
womblexxxxxxxxx

chemical reunions and summer days

2006-05-10T17:00:00.002+01:00

omgomg...tuesday was a crazi hazi day! lemme begin round 4 years ago in year ten in chemistry..hehehee u knw what am on about pudsey and jamjar(k this is embarassing) but anyhoo..we had a teacher..a male one..lol....ok am just gnna say it..i had a massive crush on him( extremely embarrassed face)..ahem..lol id sit at the front daydreaming..he thort i was bonkers!!lol..anyway pudsey and jamjar know what it was like!!but then he left half way thru year 10:'''(YES i cried!!LOLLLLLLLLL
anyway..he became history, i was getting on with my life..then POP alomost like that chemical when its put in water !lol dunno wat its called...he pops back into mylife..on tuesday...the weird thing is he walked right passed me and i took no notice as i dint realy look at him..but then pudsey comes bargin up behind me screaming..GUESS WHO IV JUST SEENN.OMG OMGOMG!lol
yes my heart went..THUD THUD!!looll..but to clear things out i dont still have a crush on the guy..it was just mental coz i never expected to see him in mylife again!!

ANYWAYYSS...moving on very swftly...these summer days are soooo butiful..but the darn thing is these BL***Y buzzing bees(alliteration =emphasis)hahahaha.....esp. the hoverring ones they just hover in the air waiting to atack you..the evil things..so there i am screaming and jumping every time anything moves!!lol......

ewwww it send shiverz up my spine!!!

im off
and jamjar or pudsey dont u dare be horrid ..like u were on tuesday in lunch..lol
wasalaam
womble dromble komble

leooooo

2006-05-06T15:09:00.000+01:00

cooler then an ice-cube

2006-05-06T15:06:00.000+01:00

Am I cool or uncool? [CLICK]

You are Super-Cool!

Woah! Step back - the future's so bright for you it's blinding me! You are the coolest of the cool. Everyone looks up to you as the benchmark for being coooool. The fonze was your grandfather. Any cooler and you'd freeze! WOO it's chilly in here.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!u hear that u bunch od losers(swallow, jamjar, pudsey)heeheee.i am THE coolest!!lollll

icecreammmmmmm

2006-05-06T14:55:00.000+01:00

Your Icecream Flavour is...
Cookies 'n Cream!

Smooth and creamy with a few rough bits mixed in, you are a real treat! You are probably very popular amongst your friends. Remember too much of a good thing is not always good! Don't lay it on too thick!

What is your Icecream Flavour?

Find out at Go Quiz

yuuummmyyyyyy!!! i wnna taste that!! sounds sooo deliciosoooo!!
hehehe

my warning label!!!

2006-05-06T14:50:00.000+01:00

"ACHTUNG!

womble may actually be a spider-human hybrid

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bradfoorddddd a.k.a. bradistan

2006-05-05T17:40:00.000+01:00

did any1 watch that drama thing on bradford riots?i did.was reaaallyy gud, lol it shwed lal qila in wimmy rd..and the guy servng knws ma dad!!heeheehee!anyhoo, it made me sooo dmn angry tho stoopid racist pig dog olice!!lol....make me sooo sick u cnt trust any of them!! and the poor guy got 5 dmn yeARS for thrwng a few rox!!!SICKKKK!!!
awww i miss bradford(my hommeeee), miss being able to walk anywhere feeling sooo safe!oh well..stleast in still got ma roots there..yeh i knw am such a paki!!haha..well if u lived in stuck-up altrincham ud understand!!COCONUTS!!
anyhoooo....its suchhh a butiful day 2day, so gnna go catch sum sun!!however hope i dnt get eaten by the hprrid bumble bees..ohh they scareme sooo much
salaam womble
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........................

2006-05-04T09:30:00.000+01:00

heeheeheehee.....i stole this from pink pistol(sorry pink pistol i cudnt resist).......but iv got a number of pple in mind i wudnt mind doin that to!!hahaa
womblexxx

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long-haired tramp from altrincham

2006-04-26T11:14:00.000+01:00

salaam admirers of womble! hope all is well, and those who have examz have cum to terms with it!
anyways the day before yesterday me and pudsey were goin dwn to alty to eat after doin a work overload-yeh can u believe it..were doing WORK in our frees!!
well, as i was walking.coming my way was a scruffy lookin' guy,i wasn't realy taking any notice BUT then...as he walked passed me..well he dint walk past he barged passed me(i get the impression it was purposely) and nearly took ma arm off(keep in mind this was a big stoopid guy..compared to tiny me!) and so i let out HUUUHHHHH(like a shocked, that flippin hurt), and NO he dint apologise that fat, stoopid, ******, tramp just carried right on! i was contemplatibg after that he needed a desperate haircut, and a shower(phew he musnt have had one in 5 centuries), so i had to disinfect myself when i got home!!
-aww but a lil old lady shook her head at the tramp in dissaporval so that made me smile:)

anyhoo ams at here waiting for jamjar(like she sed she was gnna meet me) but ohh wait a minute..shes not here..am i suprised...NO!!lol am gnna kill u lata jammmy dunt worry!

we are the queens of islam.....

2006-04-23T15:32:00.000+01:00

well i was on this website the other day looking for other muslim rap groups..and found this website with loaadzz..yeh i admit sumare bit crappy(lol)..but sum are pretty good..obv no1 beats NATIVE DEEN! every1 ses outlandisha re gud..yeh they are but not as a nasheed gripu..they flippin swear int heir lyrics..i dint use to like 786, but i dunt see wots wrng with them!!sum1 tell me y most dunt realy lik them!!!
anywayss i found sum nice ones....one song called BLUE NILE.its really nice talking about hijaab and how women are treasures for their husbands( if any1 has seen ma msn name ull knw wot im chating on about) and theres another called queens of islam(MPAC)
... ANWAYS im back at scholl 2morw..and looking fwd to seeing pudsey and jamjar!!!!

been soo busy revising(i know im a geek)hahaha...NOT
also been planning with umbro and munchkin wot we gnna do in da holz..we gnna have such a mint timeeee!!WOOOHHOOOO...

BUT ive got like 5 essays to do..ahem yeh yeh iv been to busy revsing man, hant got time for stoopid essays...folks are away so i been cooking!YES we are still alive!!heehee!
womble domble zomblexxxx. watched THE MAN the other night..i recomend those who want a comedy.its a must see.i couldnt stop laughing!!

scooottttland

2006-04-15T17:33:00.000+01:00

well am currently sat on the sofa in rats house chilling out on msn...i mean revising..whilst she and ma mummy are cooking aaway....im absolutely flippin starrvvinggggggg...
oohh went baby shopping yday..yup not long to go till ma babies due...oopss i mean...lol...anyway, we ordered the pram for my frst nephew/neice..heheheheeee..ooohhh so excittinggggggg...especillay for the mum to be....awwwwww.....

anyway speaking of kids...we went to watch ice age2 last nite at 10..lol and it was full of pkai bad boys..seriosuly hehehehe..lol we were like hmm thas wot theyr ealy egt up2...lol
nah but as a review..it was absolutely brillllll..aww im inlove with sid.hehehe.sooooo damn funny, and thta lil rat thing..awww ssoooo cute.i really feel sorry for it.muahahaha

OMG..on the way up to scotland we wer stook in sooo much traffic..we moved 16 miles in 3 darnh hours..plus i was starving and had the worst tummy pains in the world..i was dying..:'(

anyway we went to the glasgow islamic relief concert...missd abit of it, but native deen wer obv the best..i like zain bikkah(well his voice is nice)..his son did a rap with abdul malik ahmad..was realllyyyy good!!!

lol wen pops went on stage we were like wooohhooooo..hehe i was like POPPPSSS!!then dullah the mullah whistled reallyy loudly, and the guy infront goes THATS ENUFF..the fat oaf!!hahaha

overall was pretty good, but am still tryin to get tikets for the manchster one..:'( anyona, helppppp!!lol
anyway best be off
inabit
womble tomble romble
xxx

its a bird eat bird world out there............

2006-04-10T15:14:00.000+01:00

ok....well this morning there was a fox in our garden, looking at the poor little fishes......deciding which one hed gobble up...but the stoopid scaredy cat ran off.....soooo i decided id try and bribe it to coming back..sooooo i went to the fridge.....and i got the chicken curry out9dnt wrry itd been there pretty long) nad walked out into the garden slowwllyyyy, making sure nott o scare the little fox( wherever it was), and placed the curry in the middle of the grass...making sure to take the massive chilly out, didnt want it to get heart burn!!heeheehee

i went back inside and we al sat int eh sitting room watching to see what would happen...thennnnnn.....a fat creedy black crow swooped dwn not too far from the chicken curry!hahaha....and slowly , whilst cheking right, left, right, left, right..it made its way slowly to the silver tub..andddd.to out sheer shock..it gobbled up 2 pieces of chicken!!hahahahahhaha
i knew there was sumat paki about them!!!!
muahahahahahhaahahahhaa
anywayssss, thought id share that with yall
wasalaaammm
womble

howtomakea womble........

2006-04-03T14:16:00.000+01:00

How to make a WOMBLE

Ingredients:

1 part mercy

1 part self-sufficiency

1 part beauty

Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
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death of a young man

2006-03-28T17:23:00.000+01:00

ina lillahi wa inna ilayhi raajioon

some of you may have already received the mail( if ure on the isb/ ym) e-group but a few days ago the son of a close friend was knocked down by a car in cairo and passed away...
i personally know te family realy well and spent time with all of them when we visited them in egypt, and the brother of the young man( yasser yahya) actually lived with us for a few months.
i beg you all from the bottom of my heart to pray for yasser and his family.plz plz plzzzz..i cannot even begin to imagine what the family are gling though right now, i just pray to god that he makes it as easy as it can be..no fathher should have to bury his son.....

its all i can think about,it just reminds you how death can come to anyone at anytime. everything i do now, its in my mind all the time and brings tears to my eyes..again i ask you plzzzz pray for yasser and his family:'(

theoretically speaking....

2006-03-24T18:45:00.000Z

WOOOHHOOOOOOO!!!!! i PASSED my theory test!!!!OMG OMG IM SOOOO HAPPY ALHAMDULLILAH.i know its only the first half but i was sooo sure i was gonna fail it!!i nearly screamed wen i saw ..PASSED!!!
SO been out shopping all day!!heehee..going to study circle in abit..gtta tke the altrincham bunch!!help me lord!! doing a reminder on tolerance and pardon!!ahem..so i suppose di better show plenty today!!!gnna get them to do cartoon strips in groups and if theyre good enuff ill ask for the best to be put in youth wave insha allah!!if thats alright with u pink pistol and co.

k well better be off

salaam

rockey, iaw, and addictions!!!

2006-03-22T11:14:00.001Z

yikes!!!.
every time i blogg i have too much to tell..and so im here typing at like a million words a second...so thats y u may find sum rather weird or peculiar words!!

hmmmm....well resits..yeh lets not talk about them..i agree!!
lol me and pudsey and our lil adventures to...altrincham!!heeheehee..and meeting ROCKY!! hes a dude!! abit firm but fun!!

my lifes just full of ups and dowwwwnsssssss!! one minute im own in the dumps next im as high as the sky!!

ive been pretty run off ma feet with IAW this weel.alhamdullalh i thnk its goin well..but man its tiring..but me and pudsey did have a mint triple free messing around...i mean sorting the exhibition out and stuff!!heeehee..u knw what im talking about pudsey!! im sure we must have drank sumthing!!

oh yeehhh we had our pic taken for the Altrincham and sale messenger too!! ill try get it up!!heehee...and pudsey the salve driver had me writng about a million arabic bookmarks for every blumin teacher she fancied..i mean had!!
doc pic! wink wink!!...lol sooo funny coz his name in arabic is doctoor Bickering!! muahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!

umbro and munchkin i neeedddd to seeeeeeeeee uuu bothhhhh!!
was nice talking to u after ageesss!!

i hope uv got over ure lil heart failure fudge( and bikey) muahahahaha!! i was laffing sooooo much, wen u were like.. WHAT?? HOW OLD ARE YOU?WHO TO?....u actualyy rang my home!!heeeheeeheeeeheee....= gullable!!

anyhooo....wot else have to be getting to ma history class now..woohhoo

i need to stop shopping..im ADDICTED i go into alty every blumin day and flippin buy sumthng!!controollll....dont have it! and most of u have experienced on msn with my nudging!!heeheehee

okey dokey smokey
im off

cya wen i cya
womble, jomble, zomble!!

howdi partnerrrr.......

2006-03-10T10:53:00.000Z

money isnt everything!!!

2006-03-10T10:45:00.000Z

The richest are not those with the most.

2006-03-08T15:08:00.000Z

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the
country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people can be.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be
considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the
trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people can be?" the
father asked. "Oh Yeah" said the son. "So what did you learn from the
trip?" asked the father.

The son answered, "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have
a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that
has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the
stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole
horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go
beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to

protect us, they have friends to protect them."

With this the boy's father was speechless. Then his son added, "Thanks
dad for showing me how poor we are."

Too many times we forget what we have and concentrate on what we don't
have.

What is one person's worthless object is another's prize possession. It
is all based on one's perspective. Makes you wonder what would happen if
we all gave thanks for all the bounty we have, instead of worrying about
wanting more. Yes, it's all a matter of perspective.

I've heard it said before that the richest are not those with the most,
but those who need the least. Take joy in all you have, especially your
friends

interpretations....

2006-03-08T14:56:00.000Z

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is
nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it
correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

me...evil??

2006-03-07T15:25:00.000Z

You Are 20% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

How Evil Are You?

woohoooo im not evil after all...im a gud little angell!!muahahahahaha

You Are a Little Scary

You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.

How Scary Are You?

2006-03-07T14:53:00.000Z

Your 2005 Song Is

Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly

"And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass out this house"

For you, 2005 was all about insane drama!

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

How You Are In Love

You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.

You give and take equally in relationships.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

....heeheehee...how cuttteeee!!!

Your Hair Should Be Pink

Hyper, insane, and a boatload of fun.
You're a traveling party that everyone loves to follow.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

Your Monster Profile

Mad Cannibal

You Feast On: Fried Chicken

You Lurk Around In: Wal-mart

You Especially Like to Torment: Emo Kids

What's Your Monster Name?

...

heheheeheeheee..watch out for me..im badddd!!!!lol

Your Eyes Should Be Green

Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger

What's hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

.....

intersting but i prefer brown eyes thnx!!

You Are 28% Abnormal

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

well atleast we got that cleared!! im not a psychopath after alll!!!

Your Values Profile

Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:

You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:

You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance a fair amount.
You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas.
You have very few prejudices that you're aware of.
And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe.

The Five Factor Values Test

kk,im sooo bored now...again....

2006-03-07T14:43:00.000Z

lolol....got free..PLUS u get to find out more about me!!not that all of its true!!!!

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion:

You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."

Conscientiousness:

You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have high neuroticism.
It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed.
You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully.
You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is low.
You're a pretty conservative person, and you favor what's socially acceptable.
You think that change for novelty's sake is a very bad idea.
While some may see this as boring, many see you as dependable and wise.

The Five Factor Personality Test

ok a was boooreeddddddd!!!!!!

2006-03-07T12:23:00.001Z

Your Inner Child Is Sad

You're a very sensitive soul.
You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have.
Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone.
You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time.

How Is Your Inner Child?

Your Candy Heart Says "Marry Me"

For you, love is serious business. You don't take dating lightly.
And even if you haven't met the right person, getting married is something you expect to do soon.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic picnic in the park

Your flirting style: subtle and calculating

What turns you off: short term flings

Why you're hot: you're a hopeless romantic with each new relationship

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

You Are 20% Boyish and 80% Girlish

Even if you're not a girl, you're very feminine.
You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you.
A bit of a emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the next you're down.
But no matter what, you try to be as cute and perky as possible.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

2006-03-07T12:16:00.000Z

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?

Your Brain's Pattern

You're a simple thinker, and this is actually a very good thing.
You don't complicate matters when you don't have to.
You look for the simplest explanation or solution, and you go with that.
As a result, your mind is uncluttered and free of stress.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

You Are 20 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

2006-03-07T12:13:00.000Z

Your Birth Month is August

Ambitious and strong, you find it easy to be successful.
You are brave and stubborn. No one's going to set your limits!

Your soul reflects: Strength, character, and devotion

Your gemstone: Peridot

Your flower: Poppy

Your colors: Orange, red, and light green

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

eventful holiday!!

2006-02-22T15:37:00.000Z

where do i start?....
k so friday i was pulled out of college coz ma mum had an exec meeting in markfield(leciester) at blumin 11 o'clock!! so i sat there till 5 o'cock in the same seat reading my book!oh yeh and running backwards and forwars for tea and milk!!
oh yeh and FC was taking the mick outa me coz i was sent to get milk from the kitchen and the guy there was freaking me out, i was thning ok lemme go plzzzz, coz he kept asking met ones of qs, then as i was about to run off, he goes ill take u the back way!!i was about to cryyy!!!!lol.....

anyhoo then came the camp at that place( forgot the name) but had a really amazing time, talks were sooo good!and all the manchester lot( well all 4 of us) sittin on the top bunks and chattin away to the brummies! was funny! and sleepy and fudge whatever was said dunt go beyond us!!lololololol!!!
oh yeh i cant forget the sports!!hahahaha well done fudge¬!!very ermmm.different..there we were marching around the fields..left-right-left-right-left-right!!hahahah

and tiggggg...I WONNNN!!!!....THEN COULDNT BREATHE!! then sunday we left for manchester, got there for around 4, then had 2 hours to pack for dundee...pops and mummy took me, gotta admit when pops took me and was waving i had to stop maself from crying!!:'(

having a great time here, pops and mummy ring every hour, heehee!!missing me too much!
done shopping, watxhed final destination 3( was freakyy) i was getting realy stressed.lol.going to watch big mammas house 2 tonight,and goin to the LOCH(highest place in dundeee) for a visit...then AA gonna let me drive the car for abit...ahem...round a carpark!!hehee..

oh andddd if you ever wanna buy a board game..buy CLUEDO!! ITS soooooooo funnnn!!! we play it like ten times a day..its realyy good..but u have to think quite alot..so for sum of ya...im not quite sure!!
k im gnna go..oh and ill leave u afew links...click on them and laff ure A***s off!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4532245984549289375 ( curry'n' rice gurl)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648(chinx)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648( chinx2)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2477187138113831381&q=shakira( fat chink)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3689560270595414198( how2 dance liek a white guy)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4807397690444864476&q=bollywood( bollywood comedy)

................>ENJOY<..................................

Radical middle way...

2006-02-13T11:46:00.000Z

salaam, I attended the radical middle way talk yday with Sheik hamza yusuf and Sheikh Abdallah Bin Bayyah.the start was really slow, was in the queue for an hour( not rue fault pink pistol)lololol. time went a bit quicker when slightly_silly and jamjar bullied me!!:'(
me and jam jar nearly had a heart attack when we found out we had different doors, it didn't occur to us at first that our seats were still next to each other..So I was freaking out...And asking the stewards why the hell we weren't together..Then something clicked in my little head..I was like hang on so whats our seat numbers, isn't it G20 AND G21..They were like yeh I think I was like so we must be together...duuuhhhh!heehee
i also nearly had heart failure when the sheik started speaking in Arabic..I was thinking..Ahem am I supposed to understand this..yeh like a couple of words hehe...
alhamdullillah there was a good turn out..Was nice to see pple I hadn't seen for ageeesss..
awwwwwwwwww and my little marzipan turned up and gave me the shock of ma life!!hahaha.mwah Love ya...
silly jamjar told her mum to pick us up at 9!!lol so of she went and me and marzipan were stuck hitching a lift...De ja vous for like the 10th time hey marzipan!!hahahaha....
was good though..Good talk..

oh yeh GOOD NEWS PEOPLE: FC is expecting!!.wooohoooooo!!Am gonna be an aunty(arghhh I cringe at the word) I wanna be an aunty but h8 being called it..ill thank of an alternative..I don't feel old enuff yet!!
OMG OMG im sooooooooooo excited.cant wait to have a babyyyyy in da house!!heehee.am gonna spoil it sooo much!!cant wait!!

HAPPY TREE FRIENDS!!

2006-02-10T11:57:00.000Z

check this website if ure bored or feelin a bit sick in the head ..like me!
www.happytreefriends.com/

ive watched nearly all of the episodes..sooo funny...weird but i like them!!heehee
i knw munchkin's a big fan toooo!!heeheee

HAVE FUN!!lllaaalalllaallalalalalllaaaa
ws
womble!!

Sick people draw offending pictures of our prophet (pbuh)

2006-02-07T10:51:00.000Z

salaam, am sure uve all heard recently about the sick and disturbing pictured produced by a Danish newspaper of the prophet(saw).These pictures depict the prophet (pbuh) as a terrorist and all other Muslims too!
and people have tried to justify them with saying " they should have the right to freedom of speech"..OK..So why is it that when recently someone who disagreed with homosexually..They didn't insult it just disagreed.. afew day later they had a knock at the door from the police, also why is it that if any offending pictured of Jews were published..Say with a a Nazi flag..There would be a massive uproar not just from the Jews..It would be classed as anti-semetism.

this is not freedom of speech..This is pure insult, the editor went out of his way to offend Muslims and portray us and ur beloved prophet(saw) as terrorists!
pictures of the prophet(saw) have been published many time by Muslims in the past, and this was extremely wrong..Even European countries have done so..But this time they have insulted him!They have crossed the line!

we love the prophet(saw) more then anything, anyone...This insult should make us angry and upset..BUT!!...

there is no need for Muslims all over the world to do what they are doing now!They have fallen into trap of the media and the BNP!! This is a great opportunity for them to get at Muslims, why are we being do dumb and ignorant to see this?

this should be an opportunity for Muslims to show the ignorant(Muslims included) what the character of the prophet was really like...Instead we are behaving like hypocrites and insulting others by burning and destroying churches..This IS NOT the way of the prophet(saw), he didn't ask us to kill or die for him, he never avenges those who attacked him, so why should we instead he showed love and forgiveness towards those who hurt him!

> when the prophet went thru Taeef to spread Islam, he came out bleeding from head to toe because people stoned him, and the angel came to him and said
" oh prophet of Allah, if u order me I will bring together 2 mountains and crush these people"
the prophet replied.."No, for from these people may come generations who follow Islam"
he didn't say yes kill them, behead them, break their statues!!!
if we love the prophet(pub) we should follow his example!

the issue of boycotting

I personally don't thnk we should boycott. Think of all those innocent people who will lose their jobs, and then what will they think of us Muslims!!Plus we have to think about the Muslims in Denmark, they know their people best and how to best deal with them, we should leave it to them as they requested!!Boycotting and withdrawing will isolate out Muslims in Denmark and make them more vulnerable!!

either one or the other....

2006-02-01T11:15:00.000Z

who watched that gay muslims programme on BBC last week....i didnt watch it..but everyones chatin bout it...thning is the actual name gay muslim is a paradox..u cant be both....ure wither gay(kaafir) or muslim(straight)...
throughout the Quran it talks about relationships between MAN and WOMAN....NOT..MAN AND MAN!!
people just try to change what the quran says to fit them..if u have common sense the rules are pretty straight forward..it realy isnt that complicated..
man and woman=normal
man+man/woman+woman=unnormal+sick
islam isnt a pick and choose religion...u either take all or nothing!simple!

The Quran declares that men and women are equal in the eyes of God; man and woman were created to be equal parts of a pair (51:49) . The Quran describes the relationship between men and women as one of "love and mercy" (30:21) . Men and women are to be like "members of one another" (3:195), like each other's garment (2:187):

>notice not MAN and MAN/WOMAN and WOMAN<

www.gaymuslims.wordpress.com

.....anyhow..back to normality...need to ring up man met and ask y the hell they didnt accept me for psychology!!oh well theyll regret it when they have to come to me for psychiatric help!!
had such a doss yday...got home and wtched tv nealry all evening..did ma homewrk too though..i watched SENSE AND SENSIBILITY, bit of holby city, tyra banks show(she is soo fake),paul mckenna makes you thin(its all psychological), and project catwalk(realy good programme..more of a gurls thng!)...
booked my nxt drivng lesson, gonna do 2 hrs a week and just get it over and done with!!i NEED to drive!
i also wanna wtch that film munich...wnna see what its all about...

http://listings.easycinema.com/box_office_review.php?titleid=munich

better be off now-take care all
ws
womblexxxx

university...

2006-01-26T11:20:00.002Z

well i got the offer at salford uni!!alhamdullilah..interview went well!
was absolutely wetting maself before it though!BUT i do still wnna go to man met..so insha allah i gtta work hard...damn

before ma interview, i went on a tour..the biggest waste of time EVER!..and our tour guide......a total freak..a guy with long hair and he cudnt even speak properly..mu,blingto himself..ANDDDD!!....his trouserss......were below his a***.OMG OMG.i was having a herat attack..i didnt knw where to put ma face, ma mum was like ok ure not coming ehre.LOL..i was laffing ma head off..ahem..LUNATIC!!!

on they day of ma interview and exam i flippin collapsed..coz ive been ill all week..too much stress so ive got a flu now(stress and depression leads to ure immune system niot being as efficient!!)..wake up evry single day with throbbing darn headache!!the amoutn of drugs a take..am gnna become addicted soon....

weel examz are over and im totally drained..cannot possibly do eny work for the next month!!

looking forward to
**SPECTACULAR**...@ ISLAMIC HIGH SCHOOL
GURLS ONLY(AND MUMS)LOL...
5-9pm
£6.00

Sheikh Zaki Badawi passes away

2006-01-26T11:17:00.000Z

Loss of a great schlolar, Dr Zaki Badawi
Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un (To God we belong and to Him is our Return).

It is with great sorrow that we announce the passing away of Dr Zaki Badawi, Principal of the Muslim College, this morning. "Dr Badawi was a great scholar of Islam and has made a huge contribution to the Muslim community, and his demise will be a great loss to all the communities. His devotion to interfaith dialogue was unparalled," said Editor of The Muslim News, Ahmed J Versi We pray that God grants the family and friends patience and perseverence to bear this inevitable loss that awaits us all.

EXAMZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-01-12T12:04:00.000Z

hey peeps!
just had ma history resit....and now am gonna diieeeee....flippin heckers..how did the NEP represent a retreat from communism..huh it would have been ok if i knew what darn communism was!!!!i had to write 2 30 moark eassays in an hour= impossible..oh well maybe ill just have to resit ma resit!!heehee.
got general studies tomorow-what a waste of my precious time.....

was watching this programme called WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE-were pple look for their ancestors.turns out jeremy paxman is a fellow Bradfordian-no wander he looked so depressed...lol..nah he shud be bradfordain and proud of it innit innit pudsey??heehee

had psycho exam yday-alhamdullilah went ok.ive got spanish on monday..eeeekkkkkk!!

good look every1 in ure examz....hope theyre goin ok...
ws
womblexxxx

may you rot in hell sharon!!!

2006-01-06T12:18:00.000Z

GOOD NEWS:
Sharon back in operating theatre

No other Israeli politician has the political stature of Ariel SharonStricken Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon is undergoing another operation after a scan revealed fresh bleeding in his brain.
Hospital director Shlomo Mor-Yosef said the scan showed an enlarged ventricle and surgeons were trying to drain excess blood to relieve the pressure.
Mr Sharon, 77, underwent a seven-hour operation on Wednesday night after suffering a massive stroke.
His deputy, Ehud Olmert, has taken over as caretaker prime minister.

Induced coma
At 1210 (1010 GMT), Professor Mor-Yosef told reporters Mr Sharon had returned to the operating theatre.
The gravity of Sharon's condition reshuffles all the political cards
Israeli newspaper Yediot Ahronot
Press reflects nation's shock
Arab media ponder legacy
Q&A: Israel's political future "There was an increase in cranial pressure and there were changes in the blood pressure," he said.
"It was decided to bring the prime minister to the operating room in order to deal with these two issues - to drain the bleeding and to decrease the intracranial pressure."
An increase in intracranial pressure can be a severe medical problem.
It can lead to compression of important brain structures and the restriction of blood through the vessels that supply the brain.
The BBC's Jon Leyne in Jerusalem says this new operation is unexpected.
Earlier, the doctors were saying they expected no change in Mr Sharon's condition before the weekend, and that they planned to keep him sedated in an "induced coma" until at least Sunday.
ARIEL SHARON'S HEALTH
Sharon suffers minor stroke on 18 December 2005
Doctors discover small hole in heart, schedule operation for 5 January
Sharon rushed to hospital one day before scheduled surgery with major stroke
What is a stroke? Correspondents say aides to Mr Sharon are working on the assumption that he will not be capable of resuming work.
Israel's general election due on 28 March will go ahead as planned.
Mr Sharon had recently formed a new political party, Kadima (Forward), after defecting from the right-wing Likud party.
A survey published by Israel's Yediot Ahronot newspaper on Friday said Kadima led by Mr Olmert would still win 39 of the Knesset's 120 seats, with Labour capturing 20 seats and Likud 16.
The BBC's Jeremy Bowen says Mr Sharon's stroke changes every political calculation with no-one, including Mr Olmert, commanding such Israeli trust.
Our correspondent says at any rate a successor may not have the will, experience or desire to follow Mr Sharon's plans.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!

2006-01-04T11:15:00.000Z

salamz..been pretty long time since i last blogged..been extremeley busy revising for the dreaded examz!! hope all u resitters are revising!!
had pretty good holiday too, in between the hardcore revision managed to watch...harry potter, narnia, king kong..amongst afew others!....ahem...

omg had sucha wicked time umbro...lol at the camp(going to bed at like 4 in the morning) but it was absolutely amzing waking up and fajr time and walking out the building and it was snowing, it felt soooo nice!munchkin i was soooo gutted u cudnt cum!!

any1 heard of the game CRANEUM!!its soooo amazing..got all sorts.chardes, pictionary, pictionary wiuth eyes closed, making stuff out of plastesine, acting, humming, workin out puzzles...me and pops won obviously!!hehe and the day before that!GET it!!!...JAMZ!!
jamz is a freak of nature..she says no she isnt but she is!!heehee

got history next wooohoo...am gnna haver dates flying out ma head.....
ok hope this is a FRUITFUL year for everyone..jamz asks y fruitful i say coz its a nice word dumbo!!
hope evryone gets the results they want...insha allah
wasalaamxxx

dunno-

2005-11-24T19:29:00.000Z

im realy bored!i finally started proper hardcore revison last nite(1 and half hours!!!)
pops is takin us to watch HARRY POTTER at the weekend.YEY!
av gtta take a circle 2morow, and im crappin it, coz da gurls arent normal gurls.....theyre from altrincham......defenition of an alty person..(posh, stuckup, ignorant and arrogant)....but they gotta learn from sumwhere i suppose..just gotta be REEALLLYYYY patient..me+patient=NEVER!!!hehehehe.
yeh im from alty, BUT not originally so im NOT stuck up!!!...am from BRADFORD!!ahem!!pudsey big up BRADFORD ROYAL INFERMARY!!!hehehehe!!u 2 umbro!!
obviosuly nobody cares about me enymore, coz they dint wanna help me with my last dilemma!!!!u meanies!!
wasalaam womblexx

I HHHHHHHHH8888888888888888888 UCASSSSSSS

2005-11-21T19:57:00.000Z

i h8 ucas i h8 ucas i h8 ucas
am sooooooo depressed at the mo, jus been to chat to ma teacher bout ucas and where am applying, apparently she dunt thnk al get the grades to get into manchester.
i realllllllyyyy wnna go manchester, and i dunno wot the hell to do!!am actually gnna cry my eyes out!!plzz i beg sum1 to help me..mad cowwwwwwww .
urghhhh, al prob end up at man met wit u marzipan!!!lol
i wnna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, ive never been so depressed, i was sat there about to cry my eyes out!!ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
hmm so al apply to man met, salford,liverpool,man uni(dunt care AM STILL APPLYING),, all for psychology, then man met for criminolgy and sum othr random place.can sum1 give me sum advice.i need it badly otherwise am gnna kill maself!!
wasalaam womble.................. :''''''''''''''''''(

paki paradise....

2005-11-17T08:29:00.000Z

me, pudsey, and sodipso thort wed shop paki style today....and paid a trip to....POUND LAND!!.yep i see pound signs flashing in the eyes of all u real paks!!!£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££
hahaha, and qoute of the day...unsuprisingly by sodipso..."lets try and find sumthing not for £1"....RIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!:S

the cheap sk8 that i am i spent a lifetime luckin for stuff for the games me and marzipan are doin at da eid partay 2morow...and lil sodipso lucked like a licel gurl lost in her fav candy shop!!hahahahaha!!!not that i dint go bit crazy over notepads and pens!!!hahahaha!!but people u HAVE TO pay a lil visit to POUND LAND!!lol i sound like am blumin advertising it!!well I AM!!
gtta go, need to sort my blogg out wit pix!!
#mwah#
xxxxxxxxxxx

got nutin betta to do...

2005-11-14T19:27:00.000Z

phhewwwww, hopefully dats all ma darn ucas stuff out da way!!
no idea what am doin in col sitting here at the computa, wen i shud be all nice and cosy in my snuggly bed...am soo illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!uurghhh..
im gonna confess that i havent been readin any1s bloggs...sooweeeeee ive just been realy busy, but it dunt mean u cant leave coments on mine..its gettin embarrasing coz the only flipin person who comments is...ME!!
mad cow i hope u comment, dont use the excuse that ure wandering the world.. for not commenting!i still need sum1 to sort my blogg out and get it mroe xiting with pix and stuff!!..sum1 eny1??HELPPPPPP!!!
my driving lessons are goin brill, i drove in the dark last 2 times.ooooohhh.was brill, am doin 3 point turns next week!yey!
im finding it soo hard to revise for resits.....dunno yyy..just cnt sit myself dwn and learn!aint realy got a choice tho have i!!..have i?:(

oh rite am off to do...nuthin!!:O
wombledonxx
jamjars bday TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!every1 say HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

EID MUBARAK..eventhough its a wee bit late

2005-11-07T09:52:00.000Z

EID MUBARAK pple!! hope u all had a wiked day/days...i did!!!
did our usual tour of bratford/bradistan.stuffed ourselves!hehe..oh and before that opened presents..hehe got loaddsssssssssssssssssssss(alhamdullillah)haha!all gurly wurly stuff...clothes, perfum, bath stuff..bla bla bla!
came back in the evening...with cusins...chilleedddddddd,was ma cuzins 21st on tuesday, so wen we got back me and umbro found loadds pix of him growin up and scanned dem and cut em out and stuc em in sitting room..he was well touched!!!and we stuffed ourselves with cakeee!!hehe

friday-went bowling 3 times lol...i came 2nd and last (ahem)-played articulate (the best game evverrrrr) in the evening with alll the ooutt family
saturday-went shoppin to....tesco woohhoooo!lol-den my uncle took me to wimmy road!lol..OMG av never seen so many pakis in my life!mental freax!
sunday-chilled and watched videos of us wen we were little-all of us went same primary skool..on sports day ma sis and cusin were there draggin me along!HAHAHAHAHA!!
was bit emotional coz ma granny was cryin and wen i tried to comfort her i started crying so i ran out the room!! ;'( lol.

had brill time with sabado and umbro--our lil dance sabado!!hahaha!!we shud go pro!hehe!
awwww miss alll ma cusins nowwwww..gona cryyyyy!!
went wimmy road agen yday with ma folks, sharky and ma grandma..was still flippin packed!!these losers got nuthin better to do..sados!
oh and how cud i forget the amazingly crap fireworks that just bout lifted off the ground!urghhhhhh!cud just bout flippin see them..well ma pops did get em free of sum random uncle!lol

ok am off hope u had as good eid as moi.
inabit
wombley womblexx

2005-11-01T22:17:00.000Z

WOOHHOO!!
iv finally added sumthing to my blogg...qoute of the day!!dint think i had it in me....
just got back from scotland on sunday visiting the RAT!..ramadhans goin well..even though thers like 1 and a bit days to go.till EID!!
am still trying to do this damn ucas thng..driving me insane..or was i already insane?( dnt answer that)

school iftar today and mad cows gnna join uz!!yey!
.ooooohhhh i got this new bed and its been in the hallway for too long, so my useless brothers were forced to out it up last nite!!haha and clumsy yetty "just turned" one of the legs and flippin broke it!!the useless knit!!but finally after ten million years they just bout put it together..and they had the cheek of askin howmuch i was gnna pay them....qoute(me) "the only darn thing ill be giving you is a punch and a kick out the window"...but it was oooooohh so comfy and snuggly!!zzzzZZZzzzzz..slept like a princess!!
anyhow beter get back to my personal statement and stoopid ucas thingy
inabit pple
wasalaam womblexxx

guess whos back...back again, yes IM BACK....tell a frend

2005-09-20T22:45:00.000+01:00

ello ello people,thought i mite as well blogg as i have nothing else to do,just finished my stoopid psycholgy courseworkand sent it to ma teacher!!

loads has happened since i last blogged but ill just pick out the interesting stuuf..actually my whole life is interesting... :P but anyway...
im in a dilema,the 1st weekend in october theres a camp review meeting in swededn and im allowed to go, but ill hve to miss half of friday at col and maybe monday,and pudsey wants a partay but wont do it without me.wot the hell do i do????????? tell meeeeeeeeeeeee!!
had pretty exciting holiday once i got back from the prison camp in morrocco...chilled with mycousins, went to wales(dolgough falls)and myuncle chuced me in the waterfall, my vocal cords nealry burstwith the screaming, and pops just stood there!!!!charming!and then as i was drying i was flipin pulled in again..and get this iwas wearing jeans,so sharkygave me his trousers,and i felt like iwas gonna drownin the heaps of cloth!! after haf way we chilled then most of the family wnet back dwon, but sum of us fit ones were determined to make it to the top, andlow and behold we got there, after nealry twisting my ankle a million times!!BUT it was worth it, the scenery was breath taking!(mA)

wotelse..oh yeah Alton Towers was mint, excep ti had no voice and soundedlike a drowning cat!! the first time id been and the rides were amazing, espcially that spinny one which every1 went on coz i really wanted to...jazaks evry1!!!

.....................and then college..UUUUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH....ucas,personal statement,coursework,resits,essays.......A NIGHTMARE!!
i just wann getinto uniiii!!mypersonal statements not going to well..amthinking psycholgy orcrminolgy and sociology...sounds interesting!!but i need flipping 1A and 2BS!!!!!impossibleeeee!!..c'st la vie!
omg omg ive started driving lessons tooooooo, ssooo fun butkinda scray to have soo mcuh power.hehehehe!i just cant resist revving up y engine( actualy ts coz im wettng maself)..and i only stalled once! haha to all those who stalled more i their first lesson!..i warn u to stay off the roads the next couple of months!
i think thats all....oh wellif i think of anything kore thats happened in my exciting life ill let u know............
wombledonxxxx

el campamento

2005-08-15T18:01:00.000+01:00

arghhh theres too much to write about in so little time.k. actualy going to the camp early wasnt soo bad after all!first day was pretty boring i just played with the lil kids there(ahem yeah as i sed it was v boring). and whenever possible i nicked a bike and rode allt he wasy round the camp site.that was soooo fun!!and putting up the insides of the tents.
ma and salamanca did most of them!thats why they were so amazing¬!heehee!even when the tents wre swarming with spiders and webs we still kept going!

living islam 2005
ALL the diaries so far that ive seen have sed that LI 2003 was better but i say both had there good points and bad points.they were different.
i personally had a lot more fun at this camp.
i attended a couple of lectures....the question and answer session..ahem i cant give a proper evaluatona on that asi errmm woke up at the end!
obviously i went to pops' s-the usual(i had to have my ears checked after..nearly went deaf) and br.ahtishams talk was brill!

since i was deputy head of sisters sports i thought i better turn up to atleast sumthings..tai kwondo was gr8 so anyone lucking for a fight watch out!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
what else did i doo..hmm i supervised it the next day coz wasnt realy up to it.
but the kiddies slide was just too temting, so me sabado and salamnca spent ageesss scrambling up to the top and killing each other as we came down.

i also went to do the archery that was sssssssssssoooooooo coooollll!we had loaadzz of goes on that, i was like 1mm away from popping the balloon!stoopid thing, whilst beibg eaten alive by 1 million black beetle thingies!

well the food was defintly better than the food for those who went early, ( oil with a few pieces of scraggly meat!!!hehe)
there was quite alot of choice...but i just stuc to having chicken and chips evry day
i have to say the stalls were better in 2003, this year they all seemed to be selling the same things!
on saturday my ahem not so normal uncle held a martial arts class in the outdoor prayer area, me and sabado decided to go check it out!!!my unlce got a 9 yrold to hold the punch bag...it prob made him feel tuff, coincidently we needed the toilet and never returned!heeeeheeee.
entertainment
womens entertainment in my opinion was....rubbish!no offense to any1, but that definitly needs sum work! fire works were absolutely amazing, took loaadss of pix and videos on my fone!and the last entertainment night was a nightt o remeber .it was absolutly brilliant!the big top was absolutly jam packed, we had to sit on the stairs cos we came in l8!the atmospheres was WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

overall had a wicked timeee..wish it could have been longer
WOMBLEDON

A HOLIDAY TO FORGET!!

2005-08-15T16:27:00.000+01:00

wednesday 3rd

went from liverpool airport to granada airport.when we arrives we were picked up by fcs family anddropped stuff of fat hotel and went to the house.ate, chatted drank tea, then went out for ice cream!thats about th only th ing i like.being able to go out reallyy l8 and get ice cream and just walk along...but then i learned walkinbg was all that we were gonna do!!!!!!!!

thursday 4th

shopped, shopped and shopped, chilled had hot chocolate(u havnt taseted hot chocolate till uve tasted the spanish one)

friday 5th

went to cordoba and had an extremyl boring time after traveeling 2 hours on a coach to see an old mosque whixch had been converted to a church thing.ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.with all horrible disgusting christian art. then went to eat.in the reastaurant there was this guy playing sum random music and smiling ways like a total freak.and they didnt have half the things on the darn menu!!then we had to get coach all the way back tpo granada!!

saturday 6th

woke up too early coz me pops , rat, and mummy had to go to the alhambra, wasnt realy in the mood for going as ive already been b4, but rat hadnt seen it, and there wasnt much els to do.soo got there ran round it as fast as possible, me doing the videoa camra, saying how fun it was!! escaped that, more shopping, then to FCs mums house to eat.and an ealry night.....it gets much worse.

sunday 7th

woke up ealry again to catch 4 hour coach to some random palce in spain to catch a ferry to morrocco.the feeryy trip was ok, coz we stood outside..still would have been netter if there was sumthing to see! afetr arriving in tanger (morroco) we ahd to catch a 11 hour train to maraquesh!!!PUURRRRRRREEEE HELL!!we didn manafe to get beds so it was all 8 of us in a hogwarts train stlye comaprtment thing.HORRID!!but i still manged tio fall asleep unlike anybody else heehee..i woke up feeling like a total zombie dragged my self off the train and into a taxi to the hotel..whci was meant to be 4 star..but the telefones just about worked, and the lifts tuc 1 miilion years to come then 1 thousand years to open!!..and the swimmin pool wa dthe size of a double bed!!when we arrive it was about 10 in the morning, so we went to sleep , woke up and went to mcdonalds!!then caught taxi to the bazaar and ...SHOPPED some more!! and OMG the stench of morrocco, i nearly puked!

(monday 8th-thursday 11th)coz just writing it is boring me

shopped aroung stinking bazzars, ate in arealy nice moorccan restaurant for two days then pizza hut..the pancakes at the hotle for breakfast were delicious!every evening we got a ride on the horses and carts from the bazaar to the hotel..that was another of the very few things to do in morrooccoo!on th tuesday, me and salamnaca had a water ballon fight near the pool then FC and sharky started chooking ballond form there room at us.i was completerly soaked!..later on they persuaded me to go in thepool with all my clothes on, it was ok ubtil they draged me completly in and stook my head in the water too!!!!
i was like :'''''''''''''''(((( i wanna get ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttt!!

however the next day all the girls were in and i couldnt be bothere but after a while i ran to the room chucd on anythng and jumped in, and we played tig!and salamaca lifted me on to her shoulders and started jumping int the water i nealkry dieeddd, but it was funnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

friday 12th...................................MY BIRTH DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

...and it was a birthday from hell........woke up at 1o (no breakfast), had to be out of hotel room by 12, got down in lobby and sat there for 4/5 hours(no joke), went to mcdonalds to eat, then caght a horse and cart which took us round bit of maraquesh, then dropped us outside hotel, at 8 a taxi was suppsoed to pick us up but typical arab( no offense ) it didnt turn up and we had to drag ourskeves and luggage for 25 minutes to the train station, to catch the 11 hour train back to tanger!!this time we gto beds so it was cool, and comfortable, me and salamca were a bit high so we were singing lion king songs, anbd runjing around.eventaully we got to tanger the next day, and got a taxi to the port to carch a ferry to the random place in spain.cant remeber the ferry journey coz i was asleep......oh yeah whilst wating to get on the ferry we had to wait an hour( no exageration for an arab family to take around 70 suitcases of f, all we saw was them goin and coming for a blinking hour we were ssssssoooo fed up,

then we had to wait around 2 hours to get on the coach, which was boiling, u can get more AC with a paper fan then in that darn coach!after a 4 hour journey we arrived in granada, went to hotel, slept abit, then in the eveing went to a turkish reastaurant to eat(the chicken donner was ssoo yummyy).

sunday 14th

just about got up after rat nagged me about a zillion times,got changed and stuff and were were out the hotel by 12:30, went to sharkys inlwas house to eat, chilled there until 7:30.then went to granda airport to catch plane to liverpool airport.by this time i was dying to get to england for a HOLIDAY!!arrive in manchester at about 11:30-12.and jupmed into my lovely bed as soon as possible

boi am i glad to be back...i just need a darn curry now!!!

womblexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

cammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmppppppppp early!!HELP

2005-07-24T07:28:00.000+01:00

heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
urgghhhh im ssooo annoyed iv gotta go to the darn campamento tomorw, and its gonna be soooo boring.slightly_thick am gonna kick ure butt!!and poor pudsey cant cum now, and im gonna be all lonelyyy, im miss lonely, i have no body for my own!!heehee.so im pretty peeved.otherwise from that ive got 2 weddings 2morw.yiipeeeeee.im expecting sumthng magnificent mad cow and co.

and stoopid squirt brother still hasnt finished harry potter so am waiting for the silly yetti to finish!!

weel i suppose ill make the most of the camp.am gonna have a big water fite with salamanca and were gnna have fun so huh to all u lazt people who cant be bothered!

wish u were there!!!!!!rolyy polyyy:'(((((

oh yeah and i just got back from londre on the day sum prat decided to blow up more buses and tubes.had a good time tho, was experiencing what life was like as a psycholgist.hehe i was stuck with this guy who made me lafff soooo much, coz he remnded me of a mad scientist with
scraggly hair, big glasses and never shut up i was like "realy, yeah, hmmm, yeah(shut up now plz)"hehe.

fudgebumpkin stop being mean to me just coz my life is boring!.i like harry potter so duz that make it more interesting:))))))))))))))0
adios mis amigos
un besito x x x x x x x

month of partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayss

2005-07-16T10:10:00.000+01:00

k well yday was the first night of many groovy partays and wedings yet to come...evrything was organised sooo well, i have to giv it 2 u mad cow and co. it was defo a night to rememba,ma legs were absolutely achingggggggg when i got hom at like 1 oclock! everything was perfect from the pink and black theme to the little goody bags, to the table settings( complete with candles), to the musica!!and the plays (how could i forget that)

sabado yday was amazing hehehehe.bet parrot was like wooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oohhh welll.prob thinx its a secret admirer!haha

i also went bike riding the other day with sodipso (was my last day with her yday:'''''''( arghh she hugged me like 1 billion and one times!hehe.mwah luv u sodipso!soo i am keeping fit.mite be biking it agen today if i can be bothered to get my a*** up on the bike.

im off to london on sunday..sharky was like u shudnt be going!i was like urrrrrrrrmmm i haaveee tooo.i am kinda scraed but i gotta do sum work experience so got no choice.insha allah ill be ok.

cannot waitttttt till da campamento.already preparing with my water balloooonzzz!!

not much else happening in my little life right now.just got tonnes of weddings to go to.its daisy's tonite.i cant wait!!

inabit people!have a nice vacacion!!
adios
womble x x x x

the end of anotha skool year is dawning

2005-07-07T11:06:00.000+01:00

well im off to scootland at fajr time 2morw so urrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhh!jamjar is going costa rica at the weekend so today was our last day for like too long, so it was all teary:'(

im sat here in the darn computa room (suposed to be having a dubel free but im stuc here doing some ucas thing )dont realy have any idea what im doing.
omg i heard the news this morning bout the bomb blasts in london.theyre already seying alqaeda but i highly doubt it, its such to put a name to the twits coz they have no damn idea who it was......and im goin lodon on my own next weekend ..:( may allah(swa) have mrcy on the families who have lost loved ones.

arghhhhhhhh i wanna get out of this darn room.im stuc with madame arnold my crazy form tutor.who calls me all sorts of names.arghhh shes talking to me.she calls us littel things and littel mites!hehehe!awww shes soo sweet tho i need to record her on ma fone.
half an hour then im gonna bomb it out this room!

oi marzipan how did ure bros's graduation go?did u wear the scarf i gave u brat face?heyhey.i did quite lot of shopiing yday bort sum pretty nice tops.and i got my skirt from jamjar.jamjar if ure reading this dnt cut all contact just because ure on the other side of the blinking world.keep reading my blogg sweeT!
inabit u brats
x x x xwombler x xx

ROCKY ROCK CLIMBING ROCKED!

2005-07-04T19:56:00.000+01:00

saturday ROCKED!woah like the pun!the aggs islamic society went indoor rock climbing! it was sooo funny, i thort id be daring and decided to climb a realy scary rock thing, got half way and nearly wet ma self!!so abseiled back dwn (omg thats the best bit), i took the easier one yet still nealry wet maself BUT i did get to the top and coz i said i loved abseiling he made me come down twice as fast was sooooooo fun!!but ma legs were achingggg!! when pudsey went up i had to do that rope thing hehe i shud have let go wud have been amusing to see her dropping at extra fast speed right down to the botton....BANG!partayyyyyyyyyyyyy! well i did consider it but everyone was looking:(

since we were in mancheter me pudsey, and jamjar split up from the rest and did sum SERIOUS shopping! found this gorjus kaaki skirt but ddint have time to buy it so pudsey bort it went i went, but silyy bily jamjar the fish memory that she has forgot to bring it!!

urghhhhhh y does the weather have to go All miserable and horrible again:(
iv got boringg history today but i wann go hommmmmmmmeeeeeeee!(memba marzipan- GO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME S****)hehe

neva mind only got till thursday then im off up to scooooland!to visit rat and have sum haaaaaaaaaaaagis(or not) eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww cows intestines!

wombledon x x x
p.s. i wann go alton towersssssssssssssssssssss!

no time for work

2005-06-28T15:03:00.000+01:00

yikes im getting use to this daily blogging again!

y do we have to go back to collleegeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?its so annoying...not that i go to many lessons!hehe...needed a break today so me and jamjar did abit of shopping and the usual gossiping, then we went to the park and chilled!its was too hot to work..thats my excuse!

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh i bought the most butiful skirt today, a lemon one, its all flowy and summerryy!i did buy a cream top too but the dopey shop assistant left that tag thng on so i gnna go back 2morw to have the dope remove it..deary me she shud be sacked!

i am very dissapointed that im not going to alton towers this friday it means sufferin another day at boring, detestable college!HELP!
one negative point about days like today is im gnna go bllaackkkkkkk!no offense to black people!(whasup ma nigerz?)hehe-luv saying that!

oh and one positive point about having paki grandparents ova-they do allt he cooking.hwehe nah just kidding im trying to practise my urdu-well atleast try and undastand what in gods name they saying to me!

arghhh i need advise the thing is i stopped working at this madrash thng on saturdays for a while coz ive been away every weekend for ageess, and i sed id be back this weekedn BUT ive also commited to an islamic society rock climbing thing, plus im thinking shud i just quit, coz im gonna be away the weekend after in scotland visiting rat!plus i cant be bothered haha!soooo helpppppppppp what shud i dddooooo?
ok im off y u pple neva online...lazy people!
womble x x x

reliving my youth

2005-06-27T22:17:00.000+01:00

i am supposed to b at school but im not..im being a norty gurl and im skiving because well i cnt be bothered!actualy the truth is im a bit of a baby and i cudnt sleep last nite till like 3 coz i kinda get scared of the dark and i always hear noises so i proceeded to carry my blanket and sleep in my lil bros bottom bunk!!(ok this is embarassing)

anyway the AMM was sooooo boring, fell asleep numerous times, but i did get to hold the gorjus dumpling maha..i was thinking of eating her but i think her family would miss her too much.. she has to be the cutest little thing iv ever seen( masha allah)
however the family funday was pretty cool, at first yeah i did sit there sulking saying this is sooooo c*** but then me, rat and sis in law went on the cool kids bouncy slide and that thng where u stand on a pedastool thng and hve to knock the other off with this log thing( was soooo cool) then we kicked off the kids off the bouncy castle and played tig!!hehe

then in afternoon we played rounders ( i was the only person in my team who got a rounder hehe) yeah i know i was thinking i shud becum a profesional too!

pops and mum have gone to bradistan to pic up my pic up my grandparents so they can cum saok up the sun-i was hesitant at first but then i realized our tv dusnt work so no PRIME TV wooooohhhooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!praise the lord!

but i got sun burned!!!:(
the family were watching videos of wen we were licel innocent angels last nite ans i was contemplating on how much do i miss being young!!ssssssssoooooooooo much!cant belive how darn quiet i was and how much my older bro bullied me!LOL
well im off im gonna melt in here
womble x x x x x x x x

im bored out of my mind

2005-06-22T19:36:00.000+01:00

urrghh im sooooo bord, im sat here in a free which usualy im ecstatic about, but pudsey and jamjar have gone to manchesta met open day and sodipsoz not talking to me!so todays gone pretty crap so far! RAT and hubby are back from honeymoon and theyre training it dwn to manchesta tomorow evening!YEY!i hope she bought me sumthing nice.hehehe.just kidding..but im not realy;)

........im sitting here thinking what to write.hmmmmmmmmmmmm AMM this weekend well isnt that gnna be fun!i wanna go homeeeeeee, but mummy probably wont let me!urgh!

y isnt anybody commenting on my blogg..dont u dare use examz as an excuse!
ohh i went to johm lewis yday with mummy for a pancake!omg they are maassiiveeeeeeeeeeee-nealry asd big as me-ok not quite..they dolloped ice cream on it strawberries and sum syrup which nearly made me puke...but i didnt eat it all , only half!:) gnna have to work it off now tho!ill go bike riding!my favourite past time.hehe
ok im just boring maself writing this so ill stop!
c u wen i cu
wombler x x x x x xx x x
p.s. dusnt eny1 love me anymore?:'(

wedding bells are ringing!!!!!!!!

2005-06-15T15:40:00.000+01:00

heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy(salaam), omg i havent wriiten a blogg for donks, u people must me mentally deprived!!poor things!

well rats wedding when brilliantly except none of us could stop crying our eyes out, i think it hit my pee brain that shes not gonna be at home anymore and im kinda finding it difficult to come to terms with-:'( she and her hubby are away on their honeymoon at the mo in turkey..missing her sooo mcuh(anyways enuff feeling sorry for my self)

me and pudsey had double free this afternoon so i phone my mum to pick us up and we went on a bike ridin adventure(its a good way of keeping fit)-nearly got run over about a million times but oh well!plus nearly got eaten alive by a dog-well actuaklly i didnt see it i heard it and that was enuff to make me go speeding down the road.

god i have so many frees i dunno what to do with them all!i couldwork but-NAH!
woohoooo im sooo excited bout going to alton towers!yey-then im off rock climbing the next day
oh flipin heck im going to scootland agen this weekend for another darn wedding and this time were driving up.HEEELPPPPPP!i think ill jump out the car on the way!

had a gr8 time with munchkin and mara last weekend tho-ened up sleeping at 4 in the morning-i was soo sleepy and i ddnt have my contacts in and my cuzin wnted sumthing to eat(fat frump)-so i got sumthing which i thort was an apple...it was an orange.so theyre both round!!

it was soo funny on way bac to inglaterra the butt family took over the plane-haha(accoring to slightly_thick)im a terrorist;)hehe-even tho ur not supposed to have ure fone on, there i was texting away!
well atleast i have no more examz!unlike some haha
oi people who going to AMM leave a comment!
ok im off msn-ing
take care and good luck t those who still got examz and NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
womblerxxxxx

its getting hot in here......ahem!..please DONT!

2005-06-05T15:30:00.000+01:00

woooaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, yesterday was one hot partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! so many people turned up even those who hadnt been invited!lol! i did however fee a little akward when saying salaam, and the guest would reply, and ....whoare you?......well in my mind in was thinking the same thing, but due to the fact that i was a co-host i replied sweetly im the brides sister(thru gritted teeth)

.................and the food quoe( dunno how to spell it)..well im thinking shud i mention this part..okey okey i will, sit back dwn!hehe
well because pudsey, jamjar, slightly_mental and sodipso cudnt wait to stuff there faces, they thort up a rather cunning plan...........u see they made me pretend to show them around the garden(in the darn rain)..and quickly sneak into the marky..as if no1 saw, the whole flipin cue was givng us evils, so i smiled away and offered them plates( empty ofcourse).........then marzapian finally arrived and tried to make me jump the darn cue again......i mena if i did that pple wud start doin voodoo on me!!!so in the end i dunno i thnk she just slipped in sumwhere!

munchkin ure dance was brill you brat!ill see you next week at the wedding!...and the camp!!woooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
thats all dwn to me squirt!hehe

the evening then proceeded with , wooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dancing away the night....and morning...i truly hope all my fellow bloggers had a wonderfullllllllll time!

pray for me i still have tio exams left even tho ive given up on myself..dont you!
salaam
womble x x x

just two to goooooooooooooo!

2005-05-28T14:25:00.000+01:00

yey! just to more blinking examz to suffer.and just 10 days to learn(consider-learn not revise) everything. i aim to stop using text style language in my blogg.wooohhoooo no more english EVER! however i do feel slightly guilty at the fact that i only ahem..did ahem...3 hours revsion all together for 3 books!ahem!and spent half of my exam sleeping , i mean the flipping invidualator(o rhowever you speel the word) might aswelll have not been there (mrd herd) the toad! there iwas chilling in my english exam lying back in my chair glancing sideways to my friends and laughing, oh yeah and writing a little bit.

skived off to wimmy road after for pudseys birthday-was good but i swear that place is TOO full of pakis..yeah i know i know i am one myself but i mean come on atleast i dont RENT a car, blast the music and ..........sit in the car park...theres just no need for it..for them.

I WEEK exactly till the partaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!soo excitiingggggggggg!

and.................(sorry mad cow but i just cant live without the blinking elipses) insha allah after my darn examinations, i will be teachin the 2 little brats of the guy who owns JOE BLOGGS"! i mean his name was even inspired by my work!so i should get a fare bit oif dosh (£20 an hour isnt too bad)..

i think ive done pretty well avoiding text writing!anyway im goin to go now and do ...nothing!

salaam, and leave me a blinking comment! x x x exams are not an excuse
womble x x x
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE WITH YOUR EXAMS!

a break

2005-05-21T11:42:00.000+01:00

sallam all!
ive managed to sneak a quick break in between my heavy hours of solid revision. im learning all about stress and its causes, at the momento. hehe so its pretty relevant, but i have to say my stress levels have decreased rapidly,(no its not due to the fact that my sympathetic nervous system has realeased adrenaline and norandrenaline into my bloodstream and increased my heart rate and reduced my stomach activity) its more due to the fact that my big brother :)) AKA sharky, helped me devise a suprinsingly useful revsion plan!which has resulted in me working more efficiently!

BUUUTTTT, i was a really norty gurl yesterday , i went out for like 6 hours! BUT it was becoz i was being the lovely sister that i am ,and joined THE RAT and my mummy in taking a reasonably tirng trip into preston to go for RATs dress fittings!;) it lux fabuloso!

woohoooooooooooooooo its gonna be one hot summer this year! first the LIVING ISLAM CAMP than on 3rd im off to spain and Morrocco with mi familia(yeppyy deppyy all 8 of us) but unfortunately i wont be here for my birthday just 2 DAYS TOO LATE!!!!!!!! :'(((((

why in gods name is nobody on msn?you losers stop revising and come and speak to me!:)

womble x x x x

1 exam down another..........million to go!

2005-05-16T18:45:00.000+01:00

woohhoooo, one exam down! yet another dunoo how many to go!alhamdulillah it went ok! exceptt he second question(14mrks) OOOOPPPPSSSS!
b) in what ways did the 1867 reform act favour the conservatives? what kind of a dmn stoopid question is that, they flippin lost the darn election of 1868( hehe.little geek) so how the hell did it favour them!LOL.

oh well spanish oral tomorow and im gonna die, zees gonna ring me hopefully tonight, and blab on to me in spanish.ARGGHHHH!
well im off to have my breakfast! soo good luck people in ure examz, revise hard and ull be fine....except those of us who dont have brains-or is that just me!oh well
salaam
womble x x x

2005-05-14T10:10:00.000+01:00

phhewwww, im still alive after my little battle against the wasps (2 of them)arghh, sum1 with sufficient braincell defficiency must have left the darn windows open.

i was considering giving up myone and only love (blogging) after being insulted by quote(slightly_thick) 'some psycho who reads random peoples bloggs and insults them' but then i thort nah, im not going to break soo many peoples hearts because of one lactose intolerant maniac who desperately needs psychiatric help (come on he finds my blogg boring there must be something wrong with him/her)

anyways, i went to watch KOH last night with mummy pops, and shrek-hmmmmm, is it just me or is o.bloom the most crappest actor ever-he looks like a woman, sounds like a woman and flipping acts like a woman!!i was nearly dying-but other wsie it was quite good, not as good as people made it out to be though(i was pretty dissapointed)

plus, in every film which shows muslims, for some reason they can nevr seem to get our way of prayin right!UUURRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!
i know i shouldnt really be watching films considering ive got an exam on monday ( dont worry sodipso has already given me a lecture)hahaha!!!

:''''(, aww yesaterday was sooo sad, it was the year13s last day...and therew ere loaaddzz of tears.but then i thort arghhhhh i still havnnt got rid of mad cow coz im gonna see ehr evrey wednesday atleast till she gallops off to the unknown!

oh and tammy ive heard about ure new look....looking fwd to seeing it for myself!well the next time i see any of you people is probably at rats' wedding partay!wooohhooooo!

salaam
womblexxx(is my blogg really that unconscious?)

...............................................

2005-05-10T19:12:00.000+01:00

ok ok, im here.i just couldnt resist staying away especially after im in great demand!
unlike sum ive been 'busy' revising , becoz my first exam is on monday!argh and its history!

ive just bhad the most uncomfortable lesson ever, weve been kicked out our room by squirty year 11(who happen to be bigger than me):( due to their orals.and ended up in a room which was ike 4m by 4m!

mummy and pops went to watch KINGDOM OF HEAVEN last night. and their review was a possitive one so i HAVE to watch it, thnx to slightly_thick for inviting me!

if you dont hear from me i havent disspeared or jumped out my bedroom window(yet)im busy revsing and so shud YOU be!

oh yeah another film i reccomend is THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS such a beautiful film the last 15mins had me in tears!and the sountrack is the best ever(im addicted to it).
sabado youre my hunny bun, sugar plum, pumky umkpy umpkin, ure my sweetie pie..bla bla bla.hah ive recorede it sadly on my mp3!LOVE IT!sooooooo cute!

ok well i think ill go now, pray for me peeps in my exams and ill pray for you tooooooo insha allah!woooohhoooooo im going to ALTON TOWERS(for the 1st time ever)hehe , prepare ure self mad cow, when i scream i SCREEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!actually that remind me i feel like sum ice cream!yummmyyy!

salaam
(and just for tammy)..................................................(and mad cow)...................................................................................................hehe.womblexxx

the laughing cow

2005-05-03T10:50:00.000+01:00

got nothing better to do so i might as well blogg,ive got a fre(thats 3 already today) becoz my dear poor spanish teacher has taken ill.oohhh what a pity.

so saw marzipan yday after too long-at this mp thngy at the local mosque.it was pretty interasante actualmente.it was getting rather heated and i was like FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
went back to marzipans crib..and ive never laffed so much-about laffing.marzipan was taking the mickey out of how i USED TO laff(like a donkey)hehe.:)))))

i just thort how do we still laff when we know weve got examz in 2 WEEKS!its weird, even though we go thru so many difficulties in life and so many trials, we still have the time tom laff(thats my thort for the day)

need to get stuck into my revision, becoz after failing to read the q uestion on my history essay properly and doing the wrong thing, i gave up doing any more:(..dunno why but ive got this feeling that IM GONNA FAIL!:'''''''(

the rat(please dont bite my head off mad cow)is counting the days till her BIG DAY!(so am i)haha.

a bout 2months till LIVING ISLAM IM EXTREMELY EXCITED!WOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!its gonna be amazing(insha allah)
gonna see peeps i hvnt seen in toooooo long(fatty, and cnt b bothered mentioning evry1 else) sorry.

sabado pleaaseeee try and come, and you too pudsey!
arghhh ive got 40 minutes left till HOME TIME!lol
got nothing to do!
hasta luego
womblexxx

the skies have opened.......

2005-05-02T11:06:00.000+01:00

aarrghhhh its raining, (its pouring the old man was snoring, hre bumped his head on the back of the bed and he couldnt get up in the morning)hehe.

im not too happy at the moment-firstly my computer is annoying the hell out of me with these sstttooppiiddddddddddddddddddd pop-ups.AARGGHHH!
secondly, its started to pour down, and the sun aint shing no more
thirdly i was writing a history essay for like an hour only to realise id written about the wrong thng, so ive got a darn head ache.and ive still got another 30mrk essay to wrte for tomarrow.im gnna crryyyyyyy:''''''(((((((((((((((((((((

PLUS, nobody has been leaving any comments you evil people now youll know y i ignore you the next time you speak to me.

haha, was home alone yesterday as i got out of going to bradistan!lol, must've broken their dear little(and i mean little)hearts!

mwah-that was for sabado, love you loads.

need to ringmarzipan later to see if i going to her crib(helpppp)

i watched the jackal last night, its a rather good film, all CRASH BANG WALLOP!my sort of film....and romantic ones that make me cryyyyyyy.

omg i need to watch kingdom of heaven so anyone going to watch it you better invite me or youll be dealing with ......ME!

adios you fools
womblexxx

freeeessss and more freeesssss

2005-04-29T15:06:00.000+01:00

yey, i cud get use to this beautiful day thing but then i wnt fool my self coz it probably wont last long...i enjoyed a fairly relaxing day today considering i only had 2 lessons(which seemed to drag on for an eternity).to mine & sodipsos and jamjars sheer happiness, it was out of pure luck that we had one of them rare frees together..due to the fact that mine and sodipsos psycholgy teacher wasnt in so.yeah u guessed we went into alty-window shopping!

im actually reallyy annoyed becoz there was this rather pretty pink skirt, which caught my twinking eye but to my dmn dissapointment it was justa couple of inches too short-urrghh nd i thrt being short had its advantages:(oh well.i saw another but then i thort nah wait till im with mother, im sure she wudnt mind spending abit of dosh on me!

i did buy sumthing-a rather scrummy lipgloss, i did hesitate but jamjar persuaded me-yes persuaded me to buy it so i cudnt break her heart and not.

ive just got out of the biggest scandal(dnt know if thats the appropriate word but it sounds nice so ill use it)-as my family was invited to go to bradistan on sunday by my uncle, but sadly i cnt make it as i am 'REVISING!!!!'yyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-i know its a shame i reallyy wanted to go too;)

family-you cant live without them(well you can but then that wud ruin the saying) and YOU CANT KILL THEM!!!!:(((((((

Sharky and wifey arrived a while ago so pops and bros in garden playing that paki game of crickettt!PAKISTAN ZINDABAD....ahemm...
well im off my fellow peeps
take care of ureselves and those of you with examz start revsing...NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
womble
xxxx

im still here..dont fret my dear fans

2005-04-26T04:08:00.000+01:00

yikes ive gota headache!at this very moment im listening to mitwa(lagaan)haha.i love it.
ive decided to abandon my thorough revision and blogg coz mad cow was bugging me about me not having blogged for aggeessss-god this craze for my bloggs is getting to my head...BUT if i fail my history exam ill blame YOU mad cow!

weel those of me dalrings whoa re evry close to me will know that last week was probably one of my worst, but thank the lord today everything was sorted and i can get on with my JOLLY life.what a breath takingly beautiful day it was today, so me and pudsey chilled on on one of the skool lawns, me soaking up the sun and pudsey sitting in the shade...

i heard a truly disturbing stroy about our dear IT technician(summit) today, whish id rather not share, but i always knew there was SUMMIT about him!HAHAHAHA u like the pun?or maybe not!

just a little note for sodipso on the fwd she sent me, i already knew u were a man dalring so that wasnt new news for me!
it was sucha beautiful day that in our last hour at school sodipso blackmailed ma and sodipso into grudgingly going to alty, by saying shed buy me an ice lolly:)))))))
you shud have seen my happy little face when i got one, like a little 5 yrold getting a treat!lol

is it just em or are all you AS peeps doing less revsion than u did for our dredded GCSEs? i just seem to feel less stressed!hmmmmmm.weird or maybe itsd just the drugs kicking in...AHEM..typing error...

i need sum sympathy, pops and mother have gone shopping and i need a stack up of triple A batteries for my ..ahem..mp3 palyer, but pops sed noooooo:'((((((lol its quite funny actaully , but he better get me some otherwise i aint letting him back int he house.hehe.
well i better be off, and do some revison.
salam
womblexxx

bla bla bla

2005-04-22T15:42:00.000+01:00

not mucho happening en mi vida
aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it was soooooooooooo nice chatting to u munchkin last nite!catching up on the goss and stuff!hope ya get better soon brat!

im gnna kill you sodipso you bullyyyyyyyyyyy.HAHA.keep up on the correlation coefficient thngy..hehe.poor sodipso had to put up with my crazy mood swings for the duration of 3 hours..going from grumpy lil me to a hyper mental freak!but thats wot psycholgy does to people...(elipse-to the shock horror of munchkin i didnt actually know what it meant till about 1 week ago)

ha was 25minutes late for my spanishlesson ysterday thnx to pudsey and sodipso and my excuse was
'oh sorry i didnt realise the time'.lol!

pudsey you skiver-what a coincidence you had an exciting chem test and a presentation, but u were 'ILL'!hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i feellllllll sicckkkk.has anyone got a remedy for feeling sick-actualy its quite good coz ive lost loaadza wait with it, due to the fact that i cnt eat with out feeling like im gnna pass out:(

flippity flop flop flip ive got work 2morw, God save me!im gonna die,i cant do this anymore( but i suppose i get sum dosh-:)))))££££££££££££££££

womble xxx

report!

2005-04-21T18:25:00.000+01:00

salaam people,hope youre all fine and in good health!(thats my good deed for the day)hehe....
unfortunately back at school and im sat in here in a double free bored out my mind, trying to wrte a history essay..whilst pudsey ignores me and chats away to amy!lol.

got my report today, actually i was supposed to get in before the hols but didnt get the chance.it wasnt too bad i think:
eng lit:saara has seemed to engage with the texts but her written work is of a variable standard!lol.
history:i am pleased however, to say her last2 essay have been of good standard;theres is clear improvement.with dilgence i expect her to be successful at AS.

spanish:we hve been pleased with the improvemnet in saara attitude(HAHAHA) and in the standard of her work since parents evening...however she still has tendency for inconsistency!!!(thats coz i hardly ever do my hw)OOOPPPPPSSSS!bl bla bla and so on

overall im prety happy with it.
well i beter get back to writing about the Bolsheviksand the measures they took to maintain power(YIPPPEEEEE)
omg ive wrtten a whole blogg and only elipsed once.............................................................................................ok twice!YEY!

ok ill get lost now. hasta luego mis amigos
womblexx

sing along

2005-04-21T10:55:00.000+01:00

When the sun doesn't shine and it's cloudy and grayAnd it's only the beginning of the wombling dayAnd you've got to do the washing up for Madame Cholet

Chorus: Remember, remember, remember, rememberRemember, remember, remember (member, member, member)
Remember you're a Womble(Remember you're a Womble)
Remember you're a Womble(Remember you're a Womble)
Remember you're a Womble(Remember you're a Womble)
Remember you're a Womble(Remember you're a Womble)
Remember, member, member, what a Womble, Womble, Womble you are

When it's foggy on the common and you just can't seeAnd I womble into you and you womble into meJust remember we're so lucky to be wombling free

Chorus

Repeat Chorus

poor little me

2005-04-19T17:36:00.000+01:00

salaam all!poor little me has been very ill, unfortunately i couldnt attend school yesterday as i hada fever!!probably the overwhelmingness of sunday!

im glad to say it went smashingly well, well done to daisy, giddy a, mad cow, tam tam,cherry!i had a brilliant time..so did sodipso!insha allah after examz well try to come to the circles!(if thats ok)the peope are rerally nice unlike in atrincham..dont worry zorg if you ever need my help im more then willing(after examz)!

its good to be back in school seeing my friendz:)but i miss all the attention i got when i woz ill, is it just me or is that wot every1 likes about being ill!actually it wasnt too pleasant ,i had to live on tomatoe soup!!uurrgghhhhhhhh....and just slept alllllllllllllll day....

caught up on all the goss from pudsey and her little experience at work!!haha..NO COMMENT!!but some pakis!!!!im in afree at the moment(well actually im supposed to bein history but my teacher is away) so i thort id blogg!!got nothing better to do, sodipso too busy 'working'

ive only been in school about an hour and my poor little life has already been threatened......my dear little form tutor (shes abit dipsy to say the least)...inquired where id been due to the fact that i hardly ever turn up to registeration..she cotinues to say that shed turn me into a minced sausage...:'(
BUUULLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!

oh yeah ive got a double free this afternoon too, but ive got to write a darn english essay on....The Glass Menagerie..GOOOOOOODDDD what a borrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.has anyone alse read or studied it..actualy its a play isnt it. i think you have mad cow.i have to blab on about whether i agree that scene1 is an effective opening...do i care?NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

well thats all from wombledon for the meantime, take care all, and im not speaking to slightly_mean!!until she leaves a comment!!!!!!!:( xxx

busy busy bees!!

2005-04-15T19:51:00.000+01:00

im back and this time im gnna try and not use as many elipses or wotver theyre called(........................), hmmm, where shud i start, arghhi nedd to use elpises.......................wednesday at giddy a and daisy's house, had a rather smashing time and sum critical comments on my blogging(from tam tam)about my unconciousness, hehehe, arrgh pudsey is annoying me..just got tolf off by librarian coz pudsey wont shut it.

so wher woz i ..b4 i woz rudely interupted..oh yeah our circle, i woz ok until mad cow the mado that she is decide to give us an extremly detailed account of birth..and thngz RIPPING!!yes i see you all cringing!!that gurll needs sorting out she infected my little innocent mind!

havent been on my blogg(im sorry) as i have been very busy revising my socks off for my stoopid examz-which i am most probably going to fail.oh well thats life, you win sum u lose sum!
and im busy being exxxtremmeellyyy nervoust about sunday thanx to tam tam im doin workshops at our yms relunch thngy, and those who know me will know how shy i am!LOL

hmmm, wot else.............(soz mad cow i just had to) i feel sick.
assembly today woz a lff for sum reason me pudsey, jamjar, sodipso always end up sitting on the floor at the back behind allt he tecahers.lol.one teacher in particular (bless her cotton socks)for those who know her-MRS malkin,has to deal with our giggling away and sarcastic remarks on the assemblies-but she always end up smiling at us(she probably ampathises with pur mentalness) unlike flippin philips who wud probably line us up and point to each of us-BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER!just picture it you Alty geeks.

and in reply to pudseys sincere inquiry as to how my little 'i dont know my spanish poral so im gnna skive' scandal went.it was a true success.i just walked in 10 mins b4 the lesson ende and apologised for the inconvenience 'i had an appointment' and i did it yesterday, and i can happily say it went well.

i apolgis eform the bototm of my little heart to marzipan, for being unable to join her in wigan last nite for go-carting-unfortunately i was extermly busy revising for my darn history test today.that reminds me i better stop bloggin and start revising

just b4 that im gonna see if i can make it possible for those who wud like 2 reamin anonamous to leave a comment

salaamxxx

pudsey and womble in our double free adventure

2005-04-12T18:20:00.000+01:00

AARGHHHHHH currently suffering extremely painful stomach painz.....may be due to me swallowing of my chudder!!as quoted by the the one and only slightly_stoopid...my bones will stick together'..hang on arent thye already stuck together!! i bludyb well hope so.
stoopiidd skool comps im gnna break them all...one in twenty actually work..so i had to kick pudsey off..or out of her kindness she offered..yeah right!

yep im in our double free blogging with my felloew blogger pudsey....shes a silly little gurrrrrrl, catching up ont he l8est goss, goz the brat didnt bother to ring me in the holz..or woz it that annoying sis of mine THE RAT who never seemed to give me messages.ill sort her out later. still in the process of convincing pudsey to attend the summer camp, so any of my dutiful fans who read this-convince her its worth prertending to be the perfect daughter, and massagibg her mums' feet!(but i ainT shakin her hand after)

NOW ..a little bit bout my darling pudsey.........................shes bludy tall(er than me..but then again so is every1)......she has eyes, and two legs, and two arms, lonngg hair(im still tryin to catch up with her) she has a bludy good dress sense, hence me always saying 'where dya get that..im gettin that'.hehe.

oh how rude of me..how could i forget..i take this oppotunity to welcome my dears weet pudsey to the world of blogging...i hope to read more 'interesting' articles from her little world..yet i doubt theyll be as interesting as the actual thingz she really get up to..WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE!!!

nah shes a doss, but shes a brill m8..we share so many memories...the time when i thort her touch of pink perfum woz called FLAMMABLE due to the hazzard warning on the side resulting in her fallin off a fairly high chair.hehehehehe.sorry i have to laff at that.

skiving lessons, escaping the demonic wrath of teachers, hiding behing walls, taking back street, being aTTAcked by scary dogz.and so on....................

thats all from our little adventure, and keep reading for more news from wombledon
xxx

yms coreworker meeting in brummy land

2005-04-11T01:56:00.000+01:00

salaam to all...i have to tell you i wasnt expecting yesterday to be too interesting...but to my ultimate suprise it was fantastico!its a pity it wasnt the whole weekend but never mind.tuff luck to you loserz who missed out!mad cow ure in big trouble.hahaha..im just kidding..il let you off......slightly_thick why have you taken sooo long to add me and read my blogg?hey hey hey?ure obviously not a very dedicated fan of mine!you wait till i see you next bratface...

what a lovely sunny day it is today...beautiful..so i decided to TRY and play badminton in the garden..to no success..and cricket....but with my poor balling abilities my evil brothers soon gave up on me and kicked me off!no that they could paly any better!

not particularly looking fwd to going back to slogging away and working my pants off tomorrw..that reminds me i have an essay yet to write, a history test to revise for,a bout 7 APFCCs to wrte out for psycho, spanish oral questions to learn.........but can i be bothered?NO

and oh dear i think thta worshop thngy went a tad bit wrong..or was it just the fatc that me and slightly_DEMENTED!!werent paying attention..well we did learn something about ourselves..pay atention then wed know wot woz going on and we wudnt have to follow the group..or to use the psychological term...conform

ma and slightly_stoopid decide to be good examples and volunteered our own blood and sweatto help at scouts at the big camp..after hearing about the bouncy castle and stuuf how could we refuse...we didnt think toilet cleaning or 0-5s was really us!

well thats all from moi
au revoirxx

bad hair day!

2005-04-07T23:20:00.000+01:00

well ive had plenty of bad hair days, but nothing compared to wot im gnna tell u now.......well i decided to have my poor hair dyed..again as my aunty was dwn for a few days and its 2 mnths till rats wedding...this time i wanted a light brown colour......and a very light brwon indeed it woz.....or yellow!!!!!!!!!!!actually i liked it.but my dear little mother didnt.....quote 'ure dad will have heart failure when he walks in the door'.......so i decided to have a TONER which wud supposedly make it less obvious...so my hair decided to turn orangey!!!!!!!!!!!!yeah u can imagine the look on my face!!i had to sleep with it till the next day my mum and aunty went to buy sum more dye....light brown...2 diff ones...the first one ...........nothing...TAKE 5...woohhooo atlast a reasonably decent colour..yet my dear pops ddnt seem to notice any change..even after i stood infront of him smiling my head off!!!'its nice' is wot i got...well atleast he didnt have ' heart failure'...otherwise nothin else happenin in the butt residence..................
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going swimming in liverland later...my sis inlaw seemz 2 find it rather amusing watching me swim..cant think of any reason why................

mercy to the worlds

2005-04-04T05:32:00.000+01:00

uurrghhh god my handz reek of flash.....just been working my butt off tidying ther house...mums sis iz cumin down/up dunno which one.....i thin i should advertise in the loot or sumthina s apwersonal slave.......or is that wot all sisters are seen as by there bros....cleanin his car(CAR WASH CAR WASH)...hard job u know......making his food...when theres already food there...or maybe im just too nice to the bliter.

well sharky and co. just left,oh yeah..the monthly talk yesterday i ahve to say to my suprise woz rather inspiring..had tears in my eyes at one point...the title was.A MERCY TO HE WORLDS..no it wasnt about me...(astaghfirulla how cud u think such a thing)..it woz about the prophet(saw)..beautiful storied of his mercifulness..and i wud like to take this opportuiny to share a couple with my dear bloggers..and my one and only bloggy.......

abu bakr(ra)'s father wished to take the shahada and so abu bakr brought him to the prophet who woz sitting where people wud cum to him for advise or to take the shahada....abu bakr's father woz very elderly..so a few companions helped to walk him..as he woz cuming towards the prophet, the prophet(saw)stood up and said to abu bakr u didnt have to bring him, i wud have cum to the house..Abu Bakr replied 'no this is the way it shud be oh prophet of allah(swt)..wen his father had taken the shahada abu bakr woz crying.the companion sed why r u crying? u shud be happy..abu bakr replied..i am, i just wish it cud have been abu talib instead of my father'.....such a beautiful story ..abu bakr loved the prophet sooo much...he cried because the prophet(saw) cudnt have the contentment that his uncle took the shahada...

i also manages to fit abit of psycho revision into my fully packed day...........ohhhh yeah pudsey came to ym house yesterday and gave me a nice suprise...or shock HORROR¬!!!...whilst i woz int he middle of having breakfast.....at half one...how rude i say!!
and mad cow rand this day...probably with sum babbley escuse for not coming to the yms cw camp next sat!!SKIIVVEEEEEERRRR!!.its just a habit that will never leave her.

poot mr.T hez probably killing himself over the fact that she duznt turn up 2 half his lessons!!!!or throwing a party.....

i advise everyone to watch GREEN MILE a rather smashing film i have to say....bringz tears to ones eyes...........such injustices in this world..and they go on and on!

cant thnk of a title

2005-04-03T00:42:00.000+01:00

'good ball', 'stoopid pakis cant get anything rite', danish kanaria is a pants baller.....danish gets a wicket....'i always knew he woz a brilliant baller'...is wot my poor little ears had to absorb as i awoke from my not so comfortable nights sleep...i think i have insomnia...there iw zo tossin and turning, throwin pillows everywhere, ut still to no success...

had to go to the MADrassah today..actually the usual little evil devils were little angels today...so i didnt have to scream my head off at them...i have to tell you about this one gurl....as me my ratty sis and zorg were waiting for a lift, this little gurl came to sit with me, asking random questions liek do u ahve a mummy and daddy....well duh where the hell do u think i came from i ddint drop from the sky............then all of i sudden she blurts out the most hauntinmg of things....my daddy is really hjairy............as u can imagine i ahve been scarred for life.....

oh i think i have to go i am being called for by sis in law..u see were going for an ice cream on this rather beautiful sunny afternoon..english essay can be done later!......or not.
well hasta luego for now chumz
womblex x x

randomness

2005-04-02T08:12:00.000+01:00

yikes, im addicted to this bloggingness....not had much of an eventful day today...revision.........where i just sat staring at the huge masses of homework i had and nearly had a heart attack....in the middle of watching THE CRUSADES with pops and co.i have to say it is pretty intersting and this particualar documentary is rather amusing..in refernce to the crusades9i think)quote:'these were not fanatical civillians armed with little more than bad breath' ..this resulted in my squirt brother rewinding 3 or 4 times, after which then the joke is killed!

oh hell, ive just remebered ive got to get up early tmmorw and deal with about 20-3o annoying, screaming, snotty, smeely 6 year olds..yeha it soundz like suicide and it iz...but its orite pay so ill have to put up with it...i ahve yet to actaully plan what im going to insert into the little imbocile's peebrains.

also tomoorw here in altrincham...wher i ahve to admit it is a pretty dull area to live in (actually really dull...infact GET ME OUT OF HERE!we have our first monthly talk at the local mosque after dnt know how long...but...downside(for me anyway).is i have to sit there and listen to dr m(as tammy puts it..or pops(if ure me)...drone on....and on....and on..and on.............................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and then i wake up.or i just might not go..il 'revise' instead.
spoke tomarzipan earlier on....and shes forced me to go and watch the ring 2 with her next week.aarghhhhh...the thing is i jump at the wrng time always..

oh and i ahve to sya i thin 786 are great(random i know0 but htey are...i like the palestin song...but wots wiht the pakiness.....they sound like shaam then and thats not a compliment...and SHE MADE A MARK ON ME rox except..assalamu alaikum..how are you today..just a little SAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD!bringz back memories of the summer yms camp....wasnt that ace..except as mad cow will undersatnd the abseiling and out little frustration with a little sumbody....corriander......thats he new name mad cow ok!
rightie oh im going to go now so till next time................peacex x