long-haired tramp from altrincham

salaam admirers of womble! hope all is well, and those who have examz have cum to terms with it!
anyways the day before yesterday me and pudsey were goin dwn to alty to eat after doin a work overload-yeh can u believe it..were doing WORK in our frees!!
well, as i was walking.coming my way was a scruffy lookin' guy,i wasn't realy taking any notice BUT then...as he walked passed me..well he dint walk past he barged passed me(i get the impression it was purposely) and nearly took ma arm off(keep in mind this was a big stoopid guy..compared to tiny me!) and so i let out HUUUHHHHH(like a shocked, that flippin hurt), and NO he dint apologise that fat, stoopid, ******, tramp just carried right on! i was contemplatibg after that he needed a desperate haircut, and a shower(phew he musnt have had one in 5 centuries), so i had to disinfect myself when i got home!!
-aww but a lil old lady shook her head at the tramp in dissaporval so that made me smile:)

anyhoo ams at here waiting for jamjar(like she sed she was gnna meet me) but ohh wait a minute..shes not here..am i suprised...NO!!lol am gnna kill u lata jammmy dunt worry!

we are the queens of islam.....

well i was on this website the other day looking for other muslim rap groups..and found this website with loaadzz..yeh i admit sumare bit crappy(lol)..but sum are pretty good..obv no1 beats NATIVE DEEN! every1 ses outlandisha re gud..yeh they are but not as a nasheed gripu..they flippin swear int heir lyrics..i dint use to like 786, but i dunt see wots wrng with them!!sum1 tell me y most dunt realy lik them!!!
anywayss i found sum nice ones....one song called BLUE NILE.its really nice talking about hijaab and how women are treasures for their husbands( if any1 has seen ma msn name ull knw wot im chating on about) and theres another called queens of islam(MPAC)
... ANWAYS im back at scholl 2morw..and looking fwd to seeing pudsey and jamjar!!!!

been soo busy revising(i know im a geek)hahaha...NOT
also been planning with umbro and munchkin wot we gnna do in da holz..we gnna have such a mint timeeee!!WOOOHHOOOO...

BUT ive got like 5 essays to do..ahem yeh yeh iv been to busy revsing man, hant got time for stoopid essays...folks are away so i been cooking!YES we are still alive!!heehee!
womble domble zomblexxxx. watched THE MAN the other night..i recomend those who want a comedy.its a must see.i couldnt stop laughing!!

scooottttland

well am currently sat on the sofa in rats house chilling out on msn...i mean revising..whilst she and ma mummy are cooking aaway....im absolutely flippin starrvvinggggggg...
oohh went baby shopping yday..yup not long to go till ma babies due...oopss i mean...lol...anyway, we ordered the pram for my frst nephew/neice..heheheheeee..ooohhh so excittinggggggg...especillay for the mum to be....awwwwww.....

anyway speaking of kids...we went to watch ice age2 last nite at 10..lol and it was full of pkai bad boys..seriosuly hehehehe..lol we were like hmm thas wot theyr ealy egt up2...lol
nah but as a review..it was absolutely brillllll..aww im inlove with sid.hehehe.sooooo damn funny, and thta lil rat thing..awww ssoooo cute.i really feel sorry for it.muahahaha

OMG..on the way up to scotland we wer stook in sooo much traffic..we moved 16 miles in 3 darnh hours..plus i was starving and had the worst tummy pains in the world..i was dying..:'(

anyway we went to the glasgow islamic relief concert...missd abit of it, but native deen wer obv the best..i like zain bikkah(well his voice is nice)..his son did a rap with abdul malik ahmad..was realllyyyy good!!!

lol wen pops went on stage we were like wooohhooooo..hehe i was like POPPPSSS!!then dullah the mullah whistled reallyy loudly, and the guy infront goes THATS ENUFF..the fat oaf!!hahaha

overall was pretty good, but am still tryin to get tikets for the manchster one..:'( anyona, helppppp!!lol
anyway best be off
inabit
womble tomble romble
xxx

its a bird eat bird world out there............

ok....well this morning there was a fox in our garden, looking at the poor little fishes......deciding which one hed gobble up...but the stoopid scaredy cat ran off.....soooo i decided id try and bribe it to coming back..sooooo i went to the fridge.....and i got the chicken curry out9dnt wrry itd been there pretty long) nad walked out into the garden slowwllyyyy, making sure nott o scare the little fox( wherever it was), and placed the curry in the middle of the grass...making sure to take the massive chilly out, didnt want it to get heart burn!!heeheehee

i went back inside and we al sat int eh sitting room watching to see what would happen...thennnnnn.....a fat creedy black crow swooped dwn not too far from the chicken curry!hahaha....and slowly , whilst cheking right, left, right, left, right..it made its way slowly to the silver tub..andddd.to out sheer shock..it gobbled up 2 pieces of chicken!!hahahahahhaha
i knew there was sumat paki about them!!!!
muahahahahahhaahahahhaa
anywayssss, thought id share that with yall
wasalaaammm
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