a day in the life of womble

Monday, June 19, 2006

examzzzz...........

wahhhhh..i wnna cry my history exam went so badly, plus iv got realy bad tummy pains!!! and iv still go a 2 and a half hour spanish exam!! helppppppp!!!
my exam timetable:

monday: history( stalin)-1hr 45 mins, spanish reading writing and listening(2 hrs 30 mins)

tuesday: none

wednesday: psychology(cnt remember how long)

thursday: general studies crappy waste of time

friday: history( mussolini- 1 hr 15 mins) & (british empire-1hr 15mins) & (spanish -2 hrs writing 2 essays)

can u believe it on friday ive got to write 5 darn essays, 5!!!!arghhhh

but then i finish!!! WOOOHHHOOOOOOOO!

plz pray for me peeps, am praying for u all!!
wasalaam
womblexxx

Sunday, June 11, 2006

animated cartoon- Muhammad(saw) The last prophet

http://www.muhammadthelastprophet.co.uk/trailer/trailer.html


Saturday, June 10, 2006

my evil bratyy brother

urghh my brother is soo evil
we have this jet wash machine and its extermely extremyl powerful, and meand my aunty were washing the cars and stuff with it..anyhow my bro got it and sprayed me..but it wa sturned off so wasnt powerful...
anyhoo me and my aunty were palying badmintion and we needed a drink so we were like oh lets put that spray on soft and drink..so ma aunty held it like 2 inches from am mouth and was just about to press it and as she did ma evil dog bro turned it too extra powerful and so basically ma lips were nearly ripped off, they were burning soo much, i was crying and my evil evil bro was ....LAFFING!! anyhoo he got a good telling off from pops!!
pops sed if it went in my eye i wuld have been blind straight away!!!! theyr abit better now alhamdulillah but my god little brothers are evil i teel u EVIL!!!

Friday, June 09, 2006

agar tum mil jao

someone trans,late these for me plzzIhint hint..sodipso)



Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Bina tere koyi dilkash nazara hum na dekheinge
Bina tere koyi dilkash nazara hum na dekheinge
Tumhe na ho pasand usko dobara hum na dekheinge
Teri soorat na ho jis mein
Teri soorat na ho jis mein
Woh sheesha tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Tere dil mein raheinge tujhko apna ghar bana lenge
Tere dil mein raheinge tujhko apna ghar bana lenge
Tere khwaabon ko beheno ki tarah khud par saja lenge
Kasam teri kasam
Kasam teri kasam
Taqdeer ka roog mod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Tumhe hum apne jism-o-jaan mein kuch aise basa lenge
Tumhe hum apne jism-o-jaan mein kuch aise basa lenge
Teri khushboo apne jism ki khushboo bana lenge
Khuda se bhi na jo toote
Khuda se bhi na jo toote
Woh rishta jod lenge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

scaredy cat scaredy cat...so y the hell u watching that?

im absolutely petrified of the dark!!! really really h8 it..so wen ma lil bratty bro closes the door and turns off the light, u can just imagine how LOUUUDDD i SCREAMMMM!
lol anyways this post is all about how im a scaredy cat...my bedroom used to be dwnstairs in the house and the wndow lux out onto an alley way thngy...i used to wet ma=self at night adn just lay there or sit there lisening to the noises and strng at ma wndow..hahaha then id go into ma prnts room and hop into the bed!!
anyway im chatng bout this coz i wtched a film called salems lot last night and the night before..and ahem when i finshed wtchng it i was s*** scared!(sorry could thnk of any other way to say hw scred i was)...and ma stoopid lil bro was tking ages to go upstairs(obv i was gnna mke him go frst)..lol..then wen i gto to ma rum the bludy wndw was open wasnt it..this was at like 1 in the morning..so dwn i went to get pops to close it!!heheehee..but its a godd film!!
im weird i wtch the most freakiets films ever..then after i suffer the consequences yet i still caryy on wtching.....my mum was like u shudnt watch them then.ur mins to delicate i was like huhhh!!!lolll
i even have to wake ma barry brother up in middle of night to come dwnstairs with me, so i can get a drink of watrer.hahaha..slavery"!!!!!muahahhaha
well anyway afetr seein g
this pik u may understnd y i was wetting maself(..ahem..not literally)




muahahahaha..hope u all have nightmares!!!!
wss
womble
xxxx

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

....6.........6.................6

6.6.6



yvone ridley...and mecca2medina

Pop Culture in the Name of Islam
YVONNE RIDLEY
Monday, April 24, 2006

I FEEL very uncomfortable about the pop culture which is growing around some so-called Nasheed artists. Of course I use the term ‘Nasheed artists' very lightly. Islamic ‘boy bands' and Muslim ‘popsters' would probably be more appropriate.
Eminent scholars throughout history have often opined that music is haram, and I don't recall reading anything about the Sahaba whooping it up to the sound of music. Don't get me wrong. I'm all for people letting off steam, but in a dignified manner and one which is appropriate to their surroundings.
The reason I am expressing concern is that just a few days ago at a venue in Central London, sisters went wild in the aisles as some form of pop-mania swept through the concert venue. And I'm not just talking about silly, little girls who don't know any better; I am talking about sisters in their 20's, 30's and 40's, who squealed, shouted, swayed and danced. Even the security guys who looked more like pipe cleaners than bulldozers were left looking dazed and confused as they tried to stop hijabi sisters from standing on their chairs. Of course the stage groupies did not help at all as they waved and encouraged the largely female Muslim crowd to "get up and sing along." (They're called ‘Fluffers' in lap-dancing circles!)
The source of all this adulation was British-born Sami Yusuf, who is so proud of his claret-colored passport that he wants us all to wave the Union Jacks. I'm amazed he didn't encourage his fans to sing "Land of Hope and Glory." Brother Sami asked his audience to cheer if they were proud to be British ,and when they responded loudly, he said he couldn't hear them and asked them to cheer again.
How can anyone be proud to be British? Britain is the third most hated country in the world. The Union Jack is drenched in the blood of our brothers and sisters across Iraq, Afghanistan, and Palestine. Our history is steeped in the blood of colonialism, rooted in slavery, brutality, torture, and oppression. And we haven't had a decent game of soccer since we lifted the World Cup in 1966.
Apparently Sami also said one of the selling points of Brand UK was having Muslims in the Metropolitan Police Force! Astafur'Allah! Dude, these are the same cops who have a shoot-to-kill policy and would have gunned down a Muslim last year if they could tell the difference between a Bangladeshi and a Brazilian. This is the same police force that has raided more than 3000 Muslim homes in Britain since 9/11. What sort of life is there on Planet Sami, I wonder? If he is so proud to be British, why is he living in the great Middle Eastern democracy of Egypt?
Apparently the sort of hysteria Sami helped encourage is also in America, and if it is happening on both sides of the Atlantic, then it must be creeping around the globe and poisoning the masses. Islamic boy bands like 786 and Mecca 2 Medina are also the subject of the sort of female adulation you expect to see on American Pop Idol or the X-Factor. Surely Islamic events should be promoting restrained and more sedate behavior.
Do we blame the out-of-control sisters? Or do we blame the organizers for allowing this sort of excessive behavior which demeans Islam? Or do we blame the artists themselves?
Abu Ali and Abu Abdul Malik, struggling for their Deen, would certainly not try to whip up this sort of hysteria. Neither would the anonymous heroic Nasheed artists who sing for freedom; check out Idhrib Ya Asad Fallujah, and you will know exactly what I mean.
Fallujah is now synonymous with the sort of heroic resistance that elevated the Palestinians of Jenin to the ranks of the resistance written about in the Paris Communeand the Siege of Leningrad. The US military has banned the playing of any Nasheeds about Fallujah because of the power and the passion it evokes.
If those Nasheeds had sisters running in the streets whooping and dancing, however, the Nasheeds may be encouraged because of haram activity surrounding them.
Quite frankly, I really don't know how anyone in the Ummah can really let go and scream and shout with joy at pleasure domes when there is so much brutality and suffering going on in the world today. The rivers of blood flow freely from the veins of our brothers and sisters from across the Muslim world. Screaming and shouting the names of musical heroes drown out the screams coming from the dungeons of Uzbekistan where brothers and sisters are boiled alive in vats of water. How many will jump up and down and wave their arms in the air, shouting wildly for justice for our kin in Kashmir, Afghanistan, Chechnya, Palestine, and Iraq? There are many more killing fields as well across the Asian and Arab world. Will you climb on theater chairs and express your rage over Guantanamo Bay and other gulags where our brothers and sisters are being tortured, raped, sodomized, beaten, and burned? Or will you just switch off this concerned sister and switch on to the likes of Sami Yusuf because he can sell you a pipe dream with his soothing words and melodic voice?
Oh, Muslims, wake up! The Ummah is not bleeding; it is hemorrhaging.
Listen not to what is haram. Listen to the pain of your global family.

www.DailyMuslims.com



..
.............THE COME BACK..........



http://www.mujahideenryder.net/media/notaboyband.mp3

Sunday, June 04, 2006

dimmy!!

DIMY is so silly
when i thnk about it, the lafter killz me
buzz buzz buzz like an annoying bee
that u just wnna squash on a tree
then woohhooo we'll be free
of that nutter called dimmy

he thinks he can sing
bt it smahes dwn evry building.
he lyks 2 dance
bt luk lyk he gt ants in his pants.

dimy is very sad
and at the sme tym absolutely mad
but he thnx hes bad
his poor poor mum and dad
wen he returns to the mental institution theyl be glad

he thinks hes cool
bt we all no he gt beet up at skul.
he gt a bit neglected,
dat wen it cme 2 games he was neva selected.
poor old dimmy hu has no lyf,
its kinda sad since he evn has no wyf!

dimmy is a nutter
he thnx hes tuff
but his hands are like butter
wen hes squared up by a kid he stutters
then gets beat dwn to the gutter

dimmy lucks lyk tarzan
he thnx were all his fanz
but reall were the diss dimmy clan
his best m8 is dan
dimmy thnx hes a man
but realy hes a womAN!!

Thursday, June 01, 2006

baby baby baby........

rat went for her last scan today!!and sh rang me before she did..telling me how it wont stop kicking and hw cute it was hehee...then after the scan she snt us pictures of the lil gorjus thang! omg omg its sooooooo cuteeeeee, u can see its eys nose, mouth evrythng, its leg was bent and it had a fat belly!!heehee...wen she wa dthere the nurse had to chace it coz it was wrigglin soo much!!aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww...and it had its hand on its cheek like it was sleeping!! omg how gojus is that!!my lil neice/nephew..arghhh wnna eat it!!hehhe little wriggly wiggly baby!! insha allah all sems well! cant waittt till the little one arrives!anyhoo
inabit
salaam
womblexxxx