freeeessss and more freeesssss

yey, i cud get use to this beautiful day thing but then i wnt fool my self coz it probably wont last long...i enjoyed a fairly relaxing day today considering i only had 2 lessons(which seemed to drag on for an eternity).to mine & sodipsos and jamjars sheer happiness, it was out of pure luck that we had one of them rare frees together..due to the fact that mine and sodipsos psycholgy teacher wasnt in so.yeah u guessed we went into alty-window shopping!

im actually reallyy annoyed becoz there was this rather pretty pink skirt, which caught my twinking eye but to my dmn dissapointment it was justa couple of inches too short-urrghh nd i thrt being short had its advantages:(oh well.i saw another but then i thort nah wait till im with mother, im sure she wudnt mind spending abit of dosh on me!

i did buy sumthing-a rather scrummy lipgloss, i did hesitate but jamjar persuaded me-yes persuaded me to buy it so i cudnt break her heart and not.

ive just got out of the biggest scandal(dnt know if thats the appropriate word but it sounds nice so ill use it)-as my family was invited to go to bradistan on sunday by my uncle, but sadly i cnt make it as i am 'REVISING!!!!'yyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-i know its a shame i reallyy wanted to go too;)

family-you cant live without them(well you can but then that wud ruin the saying) and YOU CANT KILL THEM!!!!:(((((((

Sharky and wifey arrived a while ago so pops and bros in garden playing that paki game of crickettt!PAKISTAN ZINDABAD....ahemm...
well im off my fellow peeps
take care of ureselves and those of you with examz start revsing...NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
womble
xxxx

im still here..dont fret my dear fans

yikes ive gota headache!at this very moment im listening to mitwa(lagaan)haha.i love it.
ive decided to abandon my thorough revision and blogg coz mad cow was bugging me about me not having blogged for aggeessss-god this craze for my bloggs is getting to my head...BUT if i fail my history exam ill blame YOU mad cow!

weel those of me dalrings whoa re evry close to me will know that last week was probably one of my worst, but thank the lord today everything was sorted and i can get on with my JOLLY life.what a breath takingly beautiful day it was today, so me and pudsey chilled on on one of the skool lawns, me soaking up the sun and pudsey sitting in the shade...

i heard a truly disturbing stroy about our dear IT technician(summit) today, whish id rather not share, but i always knew there was SUMMIT about him!HAHAHAHA u like the pun?or maybe not!

just a little note for sodipso on the fwd she sent me, i already knew u were a man dalring so that wasnt new news for me!
it was sucha beautiful day that in our last hour at school sodipso blackmailed ma and sodipso into grudgingly going to alty, by saying shed buy me an ice lolly:)))))))
you shud have seen my happy little face when i got one, like a little 5 yrold getting a treat!lol

is it just em or are all you AS peeps doing less revsion than u did for our dredded GCSEs? i just seem to feel less stressed!hmmmmmm.weird or maybe itsd just the drugs kicking in...AHEM..typing error...

i need sum sympathy, pops and mother have gone shopping and i need a stack up of triple A batteries for my ..ahem..mp3 palyer, but pops sed noooooo:'((((((lol its quite funny actaully , but he better get me some otherwise i aint letting him back int he house.hehe.
well i better be off, and do some revison.
salam
womblexxx

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not mucho happening en mi vida
aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it was soooooooooooo nice chatting to u munchkin last nite!catching up on the goss and stuff!hope ya get better soon brat!

im gnna kill you sodipso you bullyyyyyyyyyyy.HAHA.keep up on the correlation coefficient thngy..hehe.poor sodipso had to put up with my crazy mood swings for the duration of 3 hours..going from grumpy lil me to a hyper mental freak!but thats wot psycholgy does to people...(elipse-to the shock horror of munchkin i didnt actually know what it meant till about 1 week ago)

ha was 25minutes late for my spanishlesson ysterday thnx to pudsey and sodipso and my excuse was
'oh sorry i didnt realise the time'.lol!

pudsey you skiver-what a coincidence you had an exciting chem test and a presentation, but u were 'ILL'!hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i feellllllll sicckkkk.has anyone got a remedy for feeling sick-actualy its quite good coz ive lost loaadza wait with it, due to the fact that i cnt eat with out feeling like im gnna pass out:(

flippity flop flop flip ive got work 2morw, God save me!im gonna die,i cant do this anymore( but i suppose i get sum dosh-:)))))££££££££££££££££

womble xxx

report!

salaam people,hope youre all fine and in good health!(thats my good deed for the day)hehe....
unfortunately back at school and im sat in here in a double free bored out my mind, trying to wrte a history essay..whilst pudsey ignores me and chats away to amy!lol.

got my report today, actually i was supposed to get in before the hols but didnt get the chance.it wasnt too bad i think:
eng lit:saara has seemed to engage with the texts but her written work is of a variable standard!lol.
history:i am pleased however, to say her last2 essay have been of good standard;theres is clear improvement.with dilgence i expect her to be successful at AS.

spanish:we hve been pleased with the improvemnet in saara attitude(HAHAHA) and in the standard of her work since parents evening...however she still has tendency for inconsistency!!!(thats coz i hardly ever do my hw)OOOPPPPPSSSS!bl bla bla and so on

overall im prety happy with it.
well i beter get back to writing about the Bolsheviksand the measures they took to maintain power(YIPPPEEEEE)
omg ive wrtten a whole blogg and only elipsed once.............................................................................................ok twice!YEY!

ok ill get lost now. hasta luego mis amigos
womblexx

sing along

When the sun doesn't shine and it's cloudy and grayAnd it's only the beginning of the wombling dayAnd you've got to do the washing up for Madame Cholet

Chorus: Remember, remember, remember, rememberRemember, remember, remember (member, member, member)
Remember you're a Womble(Remember you're a Womble)
Remember you're a Womble(Remember you're a Womble)
Remember you're a Womble(Remember you're a Womble)
Remember you're a Womble(Remember you're a Womble)
Remember, member, member, what a Womble, Womble, Womble you are

When it's foggy on the common and you just can't seeAnd I womble into you and you womble into meJust remember we're so lucky to be wombling free

Chorus

Repeat Chorus

poor little me

salaam all!poor little me has been very ill, unfortunately i couldnt attend school yesterday as i hada fever!!probably the overwhelmingness of sunday!

im glad to say it went smashingly well, well done to daisy, giddy a, mad cow, tam tam,cherry!i had a brilliant time..so did sodipso!insha allah after examz well try to come to the circles!(if thats ok)the peope are rerally nice unlike in atrincham..dont worry zorg if you ever need my help im more then willing(after examz)!

its good to be back in school seeing my friendz:)but i miss all the attention i got when i woz ill, is it just me or is that wot every1 likes about being ill!actually it wasnt too pleasant ,i had to live on tomatoe soup!!uurrgghhhhhhhh....and just slept alllllllllllllll day....

caught up on all the goss from pudsey and her little experience at work!!haha..NO COMMENT!!but some pakis!!!!im in afree at the moment(well actually im supposed to bein history but my teacher is away) so i thort id blogg!!got nothing better to do, sodipso too busy 'working'

ive only been in school about an hour and my poor little life has already been threatened......my dear little form tutor (shes abit dipsy to say the least)...inquired where id been due to the fact that i hardly ever turn up to registeration..she cotinues to say that shed turn me into a minced sausage...:'(
BUUULLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!

oh yeah ive got a double free this afternoon too, but ive got to write a darn english essay on....The Glass Menagerie..GOOOOOOODDDD what a borrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.has anyone alse read or studied it..actualy its a play isnt it. i think you have mad cow.i have to blab on about whether i agree that scene1 is an effective opening...do i care?NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

well thats all from wombledon for the meantime, take care all, and im not speaking to slightly_mean!!until she leaves a comment!!!!!!!:( xxx

busy busy bees!!

im back and this time im gnna try and not use as many elipses or wotver theyre called(........................), hmmm, where shud i start, arghhi nedd to use elpises.......................wednesday at giddy a and daisy's house, had a rather smashing time and sum critical comments on my blogging(from tam tam)about my unconciousness, hehehe, arrgh pudsey is annoying me..just got tolf off by librarian coz pudsey wont shut it.

so wher woz i ..b4 i woz rudely interupted..oh yeah our circle, i woz ok until mad cow the mado that she is decide to give us an extremly detailed account of birth..and thngz RIPPING!!yes i see you all cringing!!that gurll needs sorting out she infected my little innocent mind!

havent been on my blogg(im sorry) as i have been very busy revising my socks off for my stoopid examz-which i am most probably going to fail.oh well thats life, you win sum u lose sum!
and im busy being exxxtremmeellyyy nervoust about sunday thanx to tam tam im doin workshops at our yms relunch thngy, and those who know me will know how shy i am!LOL

hmmm, wot else.............(soz mad cow i just had to) i feel sick.
assembly today woz a lff for sum reason me pudsey, jamjar, sodipso always end up sitting on the floor at the back behind allt he tecahers.lol.one teacher in particular (bless her cotton socks)for those who know her-MRS malkin,has to deal with our giggling away and sarcastic remarks on the assemblies-but she always end up smiling at us(she probably ampathises with pur mentalness) unlike flippin philips who wud probably line us up and point to each of us-BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER!just picture it you Alty geeks.

and in reply to pudseys sincere inquiry as to how my little 'i dont know my spanish poral so im gnna skive' scandal went.it was a true success.i just walked in 10 mins b4 the lesson ende and apologised for the inconvenience 'i had an appointment' and i did it yesterday, and i can happily say it went well.

i apolgis eform the bototm of my little heart to marzipan, for being unable to join her in wigan last nite for go-carting-unfortunately i was extermly busy revising for my darn history test today.that reminds me i better stop bloggin and start revising

just b4 that im gonna see if i can make it possible for those who wud like 2 reamin anonamous to leave a comment

salaamxxx

pudsey and womble in our double free adventure

AARGHHHHHH currently suffering extremely painful stomach painz.....may be due to me swallowing of my chudder!!as quoted by the the one and only slightly_stoopid...my bones will stick together'..hang on arent thye already stuck together!! i bludyb well hope so.
stoopiidd skool comps im gnna break them all...one in twenty actually work..so i had to kick pudsey off..or out of her kindness she offered..yeah right!


yep im in our double free blogging with my felloew blogger pudsey....shes a silly little gurrrrrrl, catching up ont he l8est goss, goz the brat didnt bother to ring me in the holz..or woz it that annoying sis of mine THE RAT who never seemed to give me messages.ill sort her out later. still in the process of convincing pudsey to attend the summer camp, so any of my dutiful fans who read this-convince her its worth prertending to be the perfect daughter, and massagibg her mums' feet!(but i ainT shakin her hand after)

NOW ..a little bit bout my darling pudsey.........................shes bludy tall(er than me..but then again so is every1)......she has eyes, and two legs, and two arms, lonngg hair(im still tryin to catch up with her) she has a bludy good dress sense, hence me always saying 'where dya get that..im gettin that'.hehe.

oh how rude of me..how could i forget..i take this oppotunity to welcome my dears weet pudsey to the world of blogging...i hope to read more 'interesting' articles from her little world..yet i doubt theyll be as interesting as the actual thingz she really get up to..WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE!!!

nah shes a doss, but shes a brill m8..we share so many memories...the time when i thort her touch of pink perfum woz called FLAMMABLE due to the hazzard warning on the side resulting in her fallin off a fairly high chair.hehehehehe.sorry i have to laff at that.

skiving lessons, escaping the demonic wrath of teachers, hiding behing walls, taking back street, being aTTAcked by scary dogz.and so on....................

thats all from our little adventure, and keep reading for more news from wombledon
xxx

yms coreworker meeting in brummy land

salaam to all...i have to tell you i wasnt expecting yesterday to be too interesting...but to my ultimate suprise it was fantastico!its a pity it wasnt the whole weekend but never mind.tuff luck to you loserz who missed out!mad cow ure in big trouble.hahaha..im just kidding..il let you off......slightly_thick why have you taken sooo long to add me and read my blogg?hey hey hey?ure obviously not a very dedicated fan of mine!you wait till i see you next bratface...


what a lovely sunny day it is today...beautiful..so i decided to TRY and play badminton in the garden..to no success..and cricket....but with my poor balling abilities my evil brothers soon gave up on me and kicked me off!no that they could paly any better!

not particularly looking fwd to going back to slogging away and working my pants off tomorrw..that reminds me i have an essay yet to write, a history test to revise for,a bout 7 APFCCs to wrte out for psycho, spanish oral questions to learn.........but can i be bothered?NO

and oh dear i think thta worshop thngy went a tad bit wrong..or was it just the fatc that me and slightly_DEMENTED!!werent paying attention..well we did learn something about ourselves..pay atention then wed know wot woz going on and we wudnt have to follow the group..or to use the psychological term...conform

ma and slightly_stoopid decide to be good examples and volunteered our own blood and sweatto help at scouts at the big camp..after hearing about the bouncy castle and stuuf how could we refuse...we didnt think toilet cleaning or 0-5s was really us!

well thats all from moi
au revoirxx

bad hair day!

well ive had plenty of bad hair days, but nothing compared to wot im gnna tell u now.......well i decided to have my poor hair dyed..again as my aunty was dwn for a few days and its 2 mnths till rats wedding...this time i wanted a light brown colour......and a very light brwon indeed it woz.....or yellow!!!!!!!!!!!actually i liked it.but my dear little mother didnt.....quote 'ure dad will have heart failure when he walks in the door'.......so i decided to have a TONER which wud supposedly make it less obvious...so my hair decided to turn orangey!!!!!!!!!!!!yeah u can imagine the look on my face!!i had to sleep with it till the next day my mum and aunty went to buy sum more dye....light brown...2 diff ones...the first one ...........nothing...TAKE 5...woohhooo atlast a reasonably decent colour..yet my dear pops ddnt seem to notice any change..even after i stood infront of him smiling my head off!!!'its nice' is wot i got...well atleast he didnt have ' heart failure'...otherwise nothin else happenin in the butt residence..................
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going swimming in liverland later...my sis inlaw seemz 2 find it rather amusing watching me swim..cant think of any reason why................

mercy to the worlds

uurrghhh god my handz reek of flash.....just been working my butt off tidying ther house...mums sis iz cumin down/up dunno which one.....i thin i should advertise in the loot or sumthina s apwersonal slave.......or is that wot all sisters are seen as by there bros....cleanin his car(CAR WASH CAR WASH)...hard job u know......making his food...when theres already food there...or maybe im just too nice to the bliter.

well sharky and co. just left,oh yeah..the monthly talk yesterday i ahve to say to my suprise woz rather inspiring..had tears in my eyes at one point...the title was.A MERCY TO HE WORLDS..no it wasnt about me...(astaghfirulla how cud u think such a thing)..it woz about the prophet(saw)..beautiful storied of his mercifulness..and i wud like to take this opportuiny to share a couple with my dear bloggers..and my one and only bloggy.......

abu bakr(ra)'s father wished to take the shahada and so abu bakr brought him to the prophet who woz sitting where people wud cum to him for advise or to take the shahada....abu bakr's father woz very elderly..so a few companions helped to walk him..as he woz cuming towards the prophet, the prophet(saw)stood up and said to abu bakr u didnt have to bring him, i wud have cum to the house..Abu Bakr replied 'no this is the way it shud be oh prophet of allah(swt)..wen his father had taken the shahada abu bakr woz crying.the companion sed why r u crying? u shud be happy..abu bakr replied..i am, i just wish it cud have been abu talib instead of my father'.....such a beautiful story ..abu bakr loved the prophet sooo much...he cried because the prophet(saw) cudnt have the contentment that his uncle took the shahada...

i also manages to fit abit of psycho revision into my fully packed day...........ohhhh yeah pudsey came to ym house yesterday and gave me a nice suprise...or shock HORROR¬!!!...whilst i woz int he middle of having breakfast.....at half one...how rude i say!!
and mad cow rand this day...probably with sum babbley escuse for not coming to the yms cw camp next sat!!SKIIVVEEEEEERRRR!!.its just a habit that will never leave her.

poot mr.T hez probably killing himself over the fact that she duznt turn up 2 half his lessons!!!!or throwing a party.....

i advise everyone to watch GREEN MILE a rather smashing film i have to say....bringz tears to ones eyes...........such injustices in this world..and they go on and on!

cant thnk of a title

'good ball', 'stoopid pakis cant get anything rite', danish kanaria is a pants baller.....danish gets a wicket....'i always knew he woz a brilliant baller'...is wot my poor little ears had to absorb as i awoke from my not so comfortable nights sleep...i think i have insomnia...there iw zo tossin and turning, throwin pillows everywhere, ut still to no success...

had to go to the MADrassah today..actually the usual little evil devils were little angels today...so i didnt have to scream my head off at them...i have to tell you about this one gurl....as me my ratty sis and zorg were waiting for a lift, this little gurl came to sit with me, asking random questions liek do u ahve a mummy and daddy....well duh where the hell do u think i came from i ddint drop from the sky............then all of i sudden she blurts out the most hauntinmg of things....my daddy is really hjairy............as u can imagine i ahve been scarred for life.....


oh i think i have to go i am being called for by sis in law..u see were going for an ice cream on this rather beautiful sunny afternoon..english essay can be done later!......or not.
well hasta luego for now chumz
womblex x x

randomness

yikes, im addicted to this bloggingness....not had much of an eventful day today...revision.........where i just sat staring at the huge masses of homework i had and nearly had a heart attack....in the middle of watching THE CRUSADES with pops and co.i have to say it is pretty intersting and this particualar documentary is rather amusing..in refernce to the crusades9i think)quote:'these were not fanatical civillians armed with little more than bad breath' ..this resulted in my squirt brother rewinding 3 or 4 times, after which then the joke is killed!

oh hell, ive just remebered ive got to get up early tmmorw and deal with about 20-3o annoying, screaming, snotty, smeely 6 year olds..yeha it soundz like suicide and it iz...but its orite pay so ill have to put up with it...i ahve yet to actaully plan what im going to insert into the little imbocile's peebrains.

also tomoorw here in altrincham...wher i ahve to admit it is a pretty dull area to live in (actually really dull...infact GET ME OUT OF HERE!we have our first monthly talk at the local mosque after dnt know how long...but...downside(for me anyway).is i have to sit there and listen to dr m(as tammy puts it..or pops(if ure me)...drone on....and on....and on..and on.............................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and then i wake up.or i just might not go..il 'revise' instead.
spoke tomarzipan earlier on....and shes forced me to go and watch the ring 2 with her next week.aarghhhhh...the thing is i jump at the wrng time always..

oh and i ahve to sya i thin 786 are great(random i know0 but htey are...i like the palestin song...but wots wiht the pakiness.....they sound like shaam then and thats not a compliment...and SHE MADE A MARK ON ME rox except..assalamu alaikum..how are you today..just a little SAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD!bringz back memories of the summer yms camp....wasnt that ace..except as mad cow will undersatnd the abseiling and out little frustration with a little sumbody....corriander......thats he new name mad cow ok!
rightie oh im going to go now so till next time................peacex x

forgotten april fools day

salaam to my most loyal subject..bloggy and to all my fans....
im a bit miffed at the momento as this morning before md day i was supposed to ring my bro and play an april fools joke on him as i had planned with mama...but that didnt all go to plan seeming a s i arose from my place of rest at 1oclock..just an hour too late.oh well theres always next year...havent got much planned today except boring history revision..unlike pudsey whos probably out on the town.....shopping.i swear that gurl needz a bang on the head and im sure gnna give it her wen i see her..dosser!
just been revising gladstone and disraeli...god that man was seriously confused..infact all politicians are.expecting to take over countries and not have any rebellion or uproar..and it still goes on today exactly the same issues..hopefully fugebumpkin will empathise with me...and understand wot in gods' name im talking about.am i the only one who has actaully started revsing..if im correct its like 5 weeks before our examz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!are you guys crazy....jammy, pudsey..prob mad cow too!well im off to....doss....and revise the RUSSIAN REVOLUTION..au revoirxx

a bloody mess

my dearest companion..bloggy...i greet u with the kindest of greatings...assalamu alaikum warahma tullah hi wabarakatu(mind the spelling mistakes).....and a good evening to u bunch of losers wasting ure time readin my blogg....
woz nice seeing mad cow, tam tam, cherry, daisy, giddy a today..but dnt make a habit of it...hope all is now sorted for our fandabidozy ym launch...and qiyaam...and laser quest....u may be thnking y the title bloody mess....it woz a revelation given to me before i proceded t go swimming today all the way in liverland...so there i woz in liverland battling through the utter agony of..PERIOD PAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
otherwise not much been happenin in the nutty butty household..rat is in the process of writing invites 4 her wedding party..mama is out gabbing.pops is..somewhere....im here..and ure there....spoke to pudsey on the fone today.i swear all that gurl duz is shop..shop and shop...and not revise.oh yeah i also need recommendations of books..preferably not literature..like jane eyre or emma.well i betta be off.will keep u updated qith the goings on in womble world..but thats all from me tonight...oh yeah hope mrs C is having a smashing time in france..atleast someone is ahving a good time..adiosxx